12 March 2018

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

♫ "Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner...
in the night" ♫
fun, fun, fun
“Don’t do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one."

"Unless you like fun.
Or perhaps, you're a fan of the more classical iteration...
"a bag of insane flaming onslaught"...not a flamethrower
"Rest assured, there were only two reactions possible, and they were either A) excited gibberish, or B) stunned, open-mouthed silence."