16 October 2017

Like father, like mother...

...like daughter...pantsuit on fire

The explanation comes after foundation board member Chelsea Clinton ducked questions about Weinstein’s money from a reporter while attending a Clinton Global Initiative University event at Northeastern University in Boston on Saturday. The former first daughter hustled out a side door after the event, evading a reporter as she rushed to her car surrounded by aides and security.

The Clinton Foundation and a spokesperson for Hillary Clinton had previously declined to comment on the Weinstein matter.

Vibrant urban cultural mosaic

Meet Dr. Kitty...insert alt text hereCall me a deplorable clinger... but teenage plastic surgeons in basement operating rooms would likely raise a few red flags in my neck of the woods.


RELATED: In other "signs of the times" news

Between 1998 and 2015, chlamydia has risen from 39,372 to 116,499 annual cases among all ages and genders, and gonorrhea infections increased from 5,076 to 19,845 in the same time period.

Infectious syphilis rates rose dramatically from 501 to 4,551 cases, which is doubly shocking considering experts say it was nearly eradicated in North America 10 years ago.

15 October 2017

In other "victimless crime" news

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"The victim in a deadly shooting outside a North York plaza near Finch Avenue and Milvan Drive at around 9:45 p.m. on Saturday night has been identified. Reports from the scene indicate that 43-year-old James Clayton Holland was locking up a marijuana dispensary in the plaza when he was shot."
Toronto’s 50th homicide of 2017.


RELATED: Over at the CBC...

Smell the "professional" journalism... not a mention of the "marijuana" angle. It's a murder mystery... just down the road from Jane & Finch.


UPDATE: Should've seen it coming...
"Councillor Giorgio Mammolitti said the plaza has a 'bad history' in his York West ward. He said Sunday he has tried to shut down the massage parlour in the plaza, but the city’s Municipal Licensing department has permitted it to remain open."

"The only outrage here is the continued persecution of people for committing non-crime such as drug dealing and owning [illegal] guns."

Gotta do away with that whole...

..."level playing field" thing...

If the NFL is to prove their progressive cred, they must begin to bring social justice to their games and play by the same progressive rules that have been adopted in all other spheres of life.

First of all, they must "level the playing field" by building a slope. Let's call it Affirmative Action in Sports

14 October 2017

Lawrence Heights, Lawrence Heights...

...isn't that where all the Rhodes Scholars come from?

"A man in his 20s is fighting for his life after a shooting in Lawrence Heights Friday night. Toronto Police say gunfire erupted at an apartment complex on old Meadow Lane, northeast of Allen Rd. and Lawrence Ave. W., around 11:10 p.m."

RELATED: Just another McStabbing... or two...
One man is dead and another has serious injuries after a double stabbing in Mississauga early Saturday morning. Police say the victims are both 18 years old.

UPDATE: Mess with my tribe...

...we'll kill you all...
"I need them to know that I have their back. They're a community that I love and they make up a great part of what makes this city beautiful," said Youth Services Minister Michael Couteau.
Of course, he said it from the heavily guarded Somali funeral after someone tried to gun down the dead kid's family.


LAST WORD: Somali community bemoans...

...Canadian violence... wait a minute...insert alt text here
MOGADISHU, Somalia — The death toll from the most powerful bomb blast witnessed in Somalia’s capital rose to 231 with more than 275 injured.

13 October 2017

Remember back... you were a kid...

...people used to set each other on fire?

Yeah... me neither...insert alt text here

"Police are looking for three suspects after two young men were doused with gas and nearly set on fire during a confrontation in the parking lot of Agincourt Mall earlier this month."
Meanwhile... just across town, the Somali "community" is up in arms...insert alt text here
"We lose a lot of youth. We bury a lot of youth," said Aya Nomar, who spoke at the event.
Aya, you're not "losing" them... they're murdering each other.


UPDATE: The tribal warfare continues...
The family of 16-year-old Zakariye Ali who was killed in a triple shooting last weekend, are unharmed after shots were fired at them in the Chester Le Boulevard and Morecambe Gate area overnight.

It was reported that a male approached them from a distance, pulled up his hoodie and began shooting at the group. Witnesses told police they heard between five to seven shots.
Wait a minute, is there anything you're not telling us? Chester Le, Chester Le... that sounds so familiar...
Toronto Community Housing 132-152, 160-172, 180-192, 260-272, 275 Chester Le Blvd

RELATED: Not just a Toronto problem
-- FORT MCMURRAY -- Alberta's Somali community is accusing the province's justice minister of "playing political games" by refusing to set up a task force to find out why so many young Somali-Canadians have died violently in the province.
That is a mystery... wait a minute...
"A lot of these kids are gangsters and drug dealers," said Clark, who noted unco-operative witnesses is a common problem in many of the region's Somali shooting cases.
Oh, trust me... it gets better.

12 October 2017

Consciousness of Guilt...

...it's a bitch...

Boyle is refusing to board an American military plane in Pakistan waiting to take them home. Some officials say Roberts is fearful of perhaps being sent to Guantanamo Bay, based off his background.

Boyle was previously married to the sister of Omar Khadr, a Canadian man who spent 10 years at Guantanamo Bay after being captured in 2002 in a firefight at an Al Qaeda compound in Afghanistan.
Is Omar gonna leave a bro' hangin'?

No good deed goes unpunished

Oh, look... a simple test for detecting lying & cheating, uh... I mean "Islamophobia"...

"Swedish dentist Bernt Herlitz revealed to authorities that after checking the molar teeth of hundreds of migrant children that 80% of the so-called children were actually adults."

"Herlitz was quickly fired and now may lose his home."


Something is rotten in the state of, well... you know...
"Danish authorities have found that 634 out of 700 asylum seekers under investigation for lying about their identity were claiming to be persecuted minorities in Kuwait but almost all were really from Iraq."

"According to investigators almost half of the migrants, around 300 people, were from the same Iraqi family."
Don't worry... I'm sure Justin's 50,000 lightly vetted refugees were from the only honest country in the middle east.


LAST WORD: Relax... Ralph & Justin have you covered...
The three-page form, obtained by CBC News, asked people who were trying to cross the Quebec-U.S. border on Roxham Road, east of Hemmingford, Que., for details on their work history, whether they had a criminal record and what motivated their decision to leave the United States.

It also asked for their views on women bosses, terrorist attacks and Islamic State.

The RCMP interview guide is "inappropriate and inconsistent with government policy," the Trudeau government says.
Well, that much seems pretty obvious.
Muslims, in particular, appear to be targeted, as no other religion is mentioned in the questionnaire.
Yeah, why do all those homicidal Albanian nuns crushing pedestrians with trucks & blowing themselves up at tweener-centric concerts get a total pass?

11 October 2017

Sometimes the caption...

...makes all the difference...

You had me at...

...Plasma Coil Bottle Launcher...

"This bottle launcher is a combination of some of my earlier alcohol fueled launchers and the propane pop gun project from a few years ago. I hope you enjoy this one, I'm very happy with how it turned out."

10 October 2017

Gotta love that minimalist journalism...

...over at Canada's national broadcaster...

"Homicide detectives have identified a boy who was shot and killed in the parking lot of an elementary school in Etobicoke on Sunday night as 16-year-old Zakariye Ali."
Interestingly, CP24 seems to have some information the CBC couldn't seem to unearth...
"Police earlier described the suspect as a black male in his 20s with a slim build. He was last seen wearing all-black clothing and is about five-foot-seven inches tall."

RELATED: The hits just keep on coming...
When officers arrived on scene, they found a man, who has been identified as 30-year-old Michael Khan, unconscious. He was rushed to hospital but later died from his injuries.

On Monday night, police said the death had been deemed "suspicious."

LAST WORD: You think tougher gun laws...

...are gonna slow these guys down?
Toronto police said Sunday that the raid was executed as part of an investigation into the murder of a 29-year-old man who was fatally shot outside a complex on Dixon Road earlier this week. 23-year-old Liban Hussein, 26-year-old Deshawn Hibbert and 30-year-old Jamal Hibbert are all facing a list of charges related to weapons, drugs and possessing the proceeds of crime over $5,000.

It's all about "friction"

You can Make a Bump Stock on a 3D Printer.

No, I can’t. I don’t own a 3D printer. Neither do most criminals. What you mean is that the few people who own 3D printers and have the skill to use them can print bump stocks.

Chances are, you’re not one of those people.

Again, laws are not designed to stop the most motivated super-criminals. They have lots of ways to get weapons.

Dear United States of America...

...you sure you want to move to "socialised medicine?"

A Nova Scotia hospital has rewritten wait-time rules and end-of-life protocols in response to the disturbing story of how a 68-year-old man dying from pancreatic cancer languished for six hours in an ER hallway.

09 October 2017

Diversity might be Justy's strength...

...I'm simply thankful I no longer live in gang-happy Hogtown...zayn yahya

"Homicide investigators say two suspects wanted in an ongoing murder investigation have turned themselves in."

"19-year-old Zayn Q. Chaudry and 20-year-old Yahya Abdirahman are facing first-degree murder charges in connection with the death of 29-year-old Abdulkadir Bihi."
Sadly... it's the same old story...
"The cousin, who did not want to be identified, told CBC News that Bihi "fell in with the wrong crowd" as a youth but was trying to turn his life around."

RELATED: Dollars to donuts...

...cops aren't looking for a band of switchblade wielding Born-again Baptists...
"One man was stabbed to death during a fight in Stan Wadlow Park in East York just before 9 p.m. on Saturday night. The park is located near the intersection at Cosburn and Woodbine."

UPDATE: Stabbed murder victim id'd...

...as 15 year-old Isaiah Witt.


UPDATE2: One dead, two others down...

...late Sunday night...
"Homicide Det. Stephen Matthews told reporters a suspect ran northbound on York Road and entered into a smaller, light-coloured car. He has been described as black, in his 20s, standing 5’7” and has a slim build. He was wearing all-black clothing."
Location of said murder... Kingsview Village School on York Rd. near Kipling Ave. and Dixon Rd.

The hits just keep on coming.

07 October 2017

"There has been one arrest..."

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"...of a male and police say “Enquiries to establish the circumstances and motive are underway.”
Nine people taken to hospital... doesn't sound like a typical driver/ pedestrian interaction.


UPDATE: Cops say "not terrorism"...
An update from the force said the incident was now being treated as "a road traffic collision".

The current terror threat level in the UK is "severe" - the second highest - meaning an attack is highly likely.

RELATED: Here we go again...
PARIS — A man who fatally stabbed two women outside Marseille’s main train station had been detained for shoplifting and released the day before the attack, and used seven fake identities in previous encounters with police, officials said Monday.
Meanwhile, a couple of countries over...
ZURICH, Oct 7 (Reuters) - A refugee was shot and killed by Swiss cantonal police on Saturday after he charged at two other asylum seekers with knives, law enforcement officials said.

His nationality was not immediately released.

LAST WORD: As Canadian as suicide bombing...
Abdulrahman El Bahnasawy, a 19-year-old Canadian citizen from Mississauga, has pleaded guilty to charges of terrorism.
Funny how "Canadians" always seem to be in the thick of it..
Toronto police have identified a man killed in a daylight shooting outside an Etobicoke apartment building as 29-year-old Abdulkadir Bihi.
And in an unrelated case...
Abdirizak Yabarow is charged with second-degree murder and assault causing bodily harm.

How can you tell if the bees are queer?

"Oh, dahling... I wouldn't be caught dead at a heteronormative beekeeping venue"...insert alt text hereFROM THE COMMENTS:

"Of course it's different. this is from section 25b of the gay agenda which specifies that making the bees look fabulous causes them to produce honey that makes people gay when they eat it."

06 October 2017

What's really horrifying...

...is that these two are being portrayed as "victims"...insert alt text here

The brothers earlier pleaded guilty to charges of kidnapping, sexual assault causing bodily harm, robbery and uttering death threats after they snatched a 17-year-old girl from a bus stop off a residential street on Nov. 14, 2014 and took her to a nearby alley where they both sexually assaulted her.

They then forced her to walk 20 minutes to their home where they kept her for hours and repeatedly raped her.
The kicker? Everyone involved acknowledges they'll probably do it again.


RELATED: What's she crying for...

...it's our money...
OTTAWA — Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett held back tears as she announced an agreement in principle with survivors of the ’60s Scoop. The agreement provides up to $750 million in compensation for individuals classified as status Indians and Inuit.
How much compensation did the 17 year old girl in the story above receive?

05 October 2017


Alternate headline: “Statistician obviously never wants a job in media again...”

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"By the time we published our project, I didn’t believe in many of the interventions I’d heard politicians tout.

I was still anti-gun, at least from the point of view of most gun owners, and I don’t want a gun in my home, as I think the risk outweighs the benefits.

But I can’t endorse policies whose only selling point is that gun owners hate them."

RELATED: Who really believes...

...if you take legal guns away from law-abiding citizens, there will be no more crazy people, no more criminals...insert alt text here
"Actually, the CBC's total cost figure of $2 billion for the entire gun registry "file" amounts to about $685,000 per day, which means they spent the entire initially estimated budget of $2 million, again according to the CBC, every three days, for eight years straight."
Let's remember that "only 0.00555% of Canada's two million licensed gun owners used their firearm to kill someone."

Well, obviously we have to take these engines of death out of the hands of private citiz... wait a minute...
In 2015, the number of motor vehicle fatalities in Canada was 1,858, with 10,280 serious injuries.
Assuming, as with stats in the U.S., that half of these "killings" were actually suicides... you are 30 times more likely to be killed in your car on your daily commute than by a legal firearms owner.

Let the lawsuits against the Big Three automakers commence.


- TORONTO - One person has been pronounced dead after a shooting at Islington Avenue and Dixon Road area shortly before 3 p.m. on Thursday afternoon.
Not to be confused with yesterday's incident...
Just after 1 p.m., Toronto police said they responded to a call for three to four gunshots fired in the Eglinton Ave. E., and Brimley Rd. area., said Toronto police spokesperson Const. Allyson Douglas-Cook.

One male was transported to hospital with serious gunshot wounds.
More good news for "the community"...
"A man who spent more than a decade behind bars for a 2004 drive-by shooting is now free after charges against him were stayed on Thursday. Jason Wisdom had been convicted of murder, attempted murder and murder to benefit a criminal organization."

04 October 2017

Justin Trudeau's "Khadr Doctrine"

I'm from the government...I'm here to save you...insert alt text here

The Somali refugee accused of stabbing an Edmonton police constable on the weekend and running down four pedestrians was ordered to be deported from the United States in 2011 by a U.S. immigration judge.

But Sharif was released on Nov. 23, 2011, on an ICE order of supervision, "due to a lack of likelihood of his removal in the reasonably foreseeable future." Sharif failed to report to the ICE enforcement and removal operations centre on his scheduled date, Jan. 24, 2012.

Sharif entered Canada in 2012. Initial information on the documents indicated he was sponsored by the federal government for one year. In 2012, immigration officials had no reason to red flag Sharif, Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale said.
Oh, it gets better... much better...
When Abdulahi Hasan Sharif was flagged as a potential terrorist threat two years ago, police in Alberta complained they were overwhelmed with Islamic State-inspired suspects.

A former colleague said Mr. Sharif was sympathetic to the Islamic State, prone to religious rants about "polytheists" and expressed "genocidal beliefs."

Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale and the RCMP have refused to give details of the 2015 investigation.
Was there actually an investigation, and if so, why is it a big hairy ball secret?


RELATED: What happens in Alberta...

...stays in Alberta...
-- CALGARY -- Aset Magomadova will not go to jail for strangling her teenage daughter with a head scarf at their northeast Calgary home more than three years ago, a Queen Bench's justice ruled on Thursday.
P.S. - maybe there is a gawd.


LAST WORD: In other diversity news...
Relaxed rules for obtaining Canadian citizenship will take effect on Oct. 11, Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Minister Ahmed Hussen announced Wednesday. Hussen said at an event in Brampton, Ont., that the new requirements will make the path to join the "Canadian family" easier and more flexible.

"During the opening monologue..."

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"...on Monday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!, host Jimmy Kimmel cried over the Las Vegas attack, pushed for more gun control, bad-mouthed Republicans, but did not say a word about the number of innocents gunned down in Chicago every month."

"Kimmel rightly lamented the “59 innocent” who are dead as result of the Las Vegas attack, but there was a not a peep about the nearly 59 a month on average that have been killed year-to-date in Chicago in 2017."

RELATED: Let the mockery commence...
Other posters show Kimmel wiping a tear from his face and advertise a faux show called The Jimmy Kimmel Estrogen Hour.

03 October 2017

Who's Zoomin' Who?

- TORONTO - The Crown confirms two suspects have been arrested in connection with the shooting deaths of Amir Jamal and Tyler McLean in the parking lot of a port lands nightclub early on Sunday morning.

The suspects, identified as Ali Abdurisaq, 23, of Toronto and Mohamed Tanade, 24, of Edmonton were arrested Monday night, police said.

CBS legal Exec says Vegas victims...

...are Trump supporters and got what they deserved...

“I’m actually not even sympathetic because country music fans often are Republican gun toters,” wrote Geftman-Gold on Facebook, perhaps referring to Sandy Hook.
It's possible Ms. Geftman-Gold would like to rethink this obvious idiocy...
"Another Canadian victim is Jessica Klymchuk, a single mother of four from Valleyview, Alberta. Her grandmother, Margaret, confirmed the death of the 28-year Ms. Klymchuk, a school librarian and bus driver."
Surprisingly, in this case, actions do appear to have consequences...
Later Monday, CBS announced that Geftman-Gold had been fired."
Good riddance.

02 October 2017

A world gone mad

UPDATE: Two Canadians among those murdered...

Jordan McIldoon, 23, of Maple Ridge, B.C., was among the dozens of people killed when a gunman opened fired on a large crowd near the end of an outdoor country music festival on the Vegas Strip.

The second Canadian who died in the attack is a woman from Alberta. Two Manitoba women are also in a Las Vegas hospital after being shot on Sunday night.

UPDATE2: Canadian death toll rises...insert alt text here**********insert alt text here
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (KTRK) -- Already labeled as the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history, police in Las Vegas said the death toll in the massacre at a music festival on the city's Strip tourist area jumped to 58 people.

The shooting also left at least 515 people injured following the chaos.

RELATED: Who is Stephen Paddock?insert alt text here
Eric Paddock, the suspect’s brother, told CBS that his 64 year old brother, Stephen, was “not an avid gun guy at all. The fact that he had those kind of weapons is just — where the hell did he get automatic weapons?

He has no military background or anything like that. He’s a guy who lived in a house in Mesquite, drove down and gambled in Las Vegas.”

Libs and Dippers attempting to...

...wipe out conscience and free speech...

"Now the Liberals want to micro-manage even the voices of the Opposition? Parliament’s rules dictate that the chair of this committee be appointed by the leader of the Opposition."

"That ought to mean at least one voice that the Liberals do not have the right to control."

01 October 2017

It raises an interesting question...

...who exactly does Canada turn away?

"The suspect, identified by multiple media outlets as Abdulahi Hasan Sharif, is originally from Somalia and has claimed refugee status in Canada, according to Royal Canadian Mounted Police Assistant Commissioner Marlin Degrand. An ISIS flag was found inside the suspect’s car."
So how did an ISIS sympathizer slip past the security apparatus? Apparently, he didn't... police have known about him for years.
"Sharif was investigated by the RCMP in 2015 after a complaint was made that he was “espousing extremist ideology.” Police found there was “insufficient evidence” to pursue terrorism charges or a peace bond."
So, here we go again... too little, too late...
"Abdulahi Hasan Sharif is expected to be charged with five counts of attempted murder. He will also be charged with terrorism-related offenses."
Feeling safer yet?

So, Justin... just spitballin' here...

...but I'm guessing this wasn't some lone-wolf Jehovah's Witness...this is a test

"The video shows a white Chevy Malibu driving directly through a road barricade at an intersection near Commonwealth, hitting a police officer who goes flying through the air before he is then attacked."

"The stabbing of a police officer and a subsequent high-speed chase where several pedestrians were run down is being investigated as an act of terrorism."
Make no mistake, this is a socio-political litmus test, if you will. How we, as a country respond to this, will determine how hard and how frequently these crazies will come back at us.


FROM THE COMMENTS: TheTooner October 1, 2017 12:15we all fall down
"Congratulations Canada, for being on the world stage! Everybody, look at our diversity! Look at our tolerance! Look at how our magic soil, our compassion, our generosity, our enlightened ways have guaranteed our country is safe and peaceful! Look at our Prime Minister's cute socks!"
Bill Elder | October 1, 2017 1:07

"Trudeau OWNS this very predictable violence - his answer to importing terror is to pass laws that criminalize talking about it."
Sadly, Prime Minister "Sunny Ways" has already started to muddy the water.


RELATED: In other Religion of Peace news...insert alt text here
"French media reported that one of the women had her throat slit, while the second woman was stabbed in the stomach."
Busy day at "Allan's Snackbar."


LAST WORD: Where's the CBC on all this?

Predictably, Canada's national broadcaster focuses on a different set of victims...
"Politicians and Muslim community leaders are cautioning against potential community backlash after a "SUSPECTED" terrorism attack in Edmonton Saturday night."
Sweet baby jebus.

Welcome to John Tory's Toronto...

...one, scratch that... three dead, one down... must be Saturday, the weekend...just shopping

TORONTO – Police say they’re investigating a homicide at North York Sheridan Mall for the second time in one month. The victim, 32-year-old John Trevor Paul, was pronounced dead in hospital.
"A man in Etobicoke is in serious condition after police found him with gunshot wounds at Kipling Ave. and Steeles Ave. W around 8 p.m."

UPDATE: And it ain't over yet...

...another two bite the dust...
Toronto police say two men in their 20s are dead after a shooting in the parking lot of a nightclub in the city's Port Lands early Sunday.

A description of the suspects was not released.
Toronto Homicide cops are in the process of ruling out local farmers, hunters and target shooters.


UPDATE2: Down the road in the "Shwaa"...
"Three people suffered non-life-threatening injuries after a shooting in Oshawa on Saturday night. The incident took place on Elgin Court, near Adelaide Avenue West and Gibbons Street."

"Police said following the shooting 'several black males were seen running from the scene in different directions.'”
Sorry, folks... stereotypes do come from someplace.

"The budget will balance itself..."

...says Justin "You can't get there from here" Trudeau...liar,liar

Days after Justin Trudeau told the United Nations that his government was working hard to improve the quality of life for indigenous peoples in Canada, it has emerged that his government spent more than $110,000 in legal fees to avoid spending $6,000 on orthodontics for a First Nations teenager suffering from chronic pain.