29 April 2016

Just another dumbass junkie...

...albeit with a fiercely glowing weapons grade platinum AMEX card...
The official told AP Prince was found unconscious on the plane and given a shot of Narcan, which is a so-called ‘save-shot’ used in suspected opioid overdoses, when the jet was on the tarmac.
Just another casualty of the "because it feels good" generation.
"Remember that naked restaurant in London that we told you about last week with 5,000 people on the waiting list? Yeah, that number’s now at almost 30,000."
Uh, waiter... there's a pubic hair in my soup.