"I want this to be a seasonal job. Go plow snow in the winter and fight ISIS in the summer."
30 September 2015
29 September 2015
...the Conservatives should lease a bus and send Justin on a cross-country tour...
“And I’ll give you the quote so that you guys can jot it down and put it in an attack ad somewhere that the Liberal party believes that terrorists should get to keep their Canadian citizenship. Because I do. And I’m willing to take on anyone who disagrees with that.”Frankly, I'm a little surprised that the Liberals haven't asked Omar Khadr to be a candidate in next months election.
Justin Trudeau... the gift that keeps on giving.
JUST FOR GIGGLES:
Mrs Neo thinks that I am being prophetic here... that young Omar will most certainly be following in Justin Trudeau's featherweight footsteps. I guess we'll see.
RELATED: Like paying taxes?
Then you should vote NDP...
The NDP will release its plans Tuesday to build a “stronger” (translation "bigger") federal bureaucracy, including the promise of no further spending reviews or job cuts for Canada’s public servants.Of course, the civil service unions already have higher wages and a gold plated pension plan that is seven times better than the average workers pension.
Treating public employees better than other workers is what Canada is all about.No matter, Tommy Trotsky has their backs.
...or any other Canadian news outlet...
"And now for today’s least shocking statistic: Just four in 10 Americans say they have a 'great deal' or a 'fair amount' of trust in the media to report the news fairly and accurately, according to new data from Gallup. That matches historic lows the media also “achieved” in 2012 and 2014."I stopped watching the so-called television "news" a year ago and I'm a happier person for it.
Todays news is simply dumbed down push-propaganda and "info-tainment" that spotlights socialist cant while devaluing the meritocracy... that whole no "crazy, junkie, fundamentalist (unless they're Christian or Jewish), gender conflicted, low information, wannabe hippy arsonist" left behind POV.
And it'll keep on polluting our lives until we all hit the off button. There are plenty of other places to keep tabs on current events. Try it for a week and see if you can go back to CBC or CTV pablum.
28 September 2015
...he'll be living in a cave in Tora-Bora...
“This is a political game being played on the backs of all Canadians who have different origins than old-stock Canadians and I am going to stand up against it.”Sorry, Tommy... this isn't about "origins" at all. There are plenty of law-abiding immigrants in this country. Far from affecting groups of people, Bill C24 might apply to 30 of Canada's 32 million people.
This is about treason. It's about terrorism. It's about wholesale slaughter of innocents. This is actually about direct action against would be murderers of Canadian citizens.
As it stands, under Canada's existing laws, Zakaria Amara is eligible for parole in 2016. If this convicted terrorist is going to be walking around free next year, I'd rather he be living the dream in Amman, Jordan than in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver.
Let's ask a Conservative Minister...
“If somebody is found guilty of violent disloyalty to Canada, in this instance planning to murder hundreds or potentially thousands of Canadians for ideological reasons, that they are in so doing forfeiting their Canadian citizenship,” Defence Minister Jason Kenney said.I'm good with that.
I suspect a majority of my fellow Canadians are as well. I guess we'll find out next month.
27 September 2015
You lie this much... you think you'd be better at it...
"She used a personal email server, she said, because her husband, former President Bill Clinton, had set it up in their house after leaving office."So what does Monica Lewinsky's old boyfriend have to say?
The former president, who does regularly use Twitter, has sent a grand total of two emails during his entire life, both as president, says Matt McKenna, his spokesman.If Hillary has sent tens of thousands of emails and Bill has sent only two... who was this server set up for?
RELATED: Go big, or go home
Remember how Mrs Bubba's last excuse for using a private email server blew up in her face?
"Associated Press has confirmed Clinton did in fact use multiple devices to conduct her official State Department business, not the one phone she previously claimed."The truth is, Hillary learned from the master.
"Clinton shared Epstein's plane with Kellen and Maxwell on at least 11 flights in 2002 and 2003—before any of the allegations against them became public—according to the pilots' logbooks, which have surfaced in civil litigation surrounding Epstein's crimes."What would the Clintons have to do before the media sits up and takes notice?
BREAKING: A terrible, terrible liar
"Hillary Clinton says she turned over all work-related emails to the State Department, even certifying that under penalty of perjury to a federal judge in August. Now the AP reports that Obama administration officials have found emails exchanged between Clinton and David Petraeus that she did not turn over."Will this be the one?
If you have really pretty graphics, who cares if the stupid words are spilled prauperly?
And don't worry... if you fail J-School, you can always get a Bachelor of Sexual Diversity.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
They corrected "clinced" but missed "leage."
26 September 2015
...the Bell Manufacturing Company used to say... "If you've got a ten dollar head, wear a ten dollar helmet." You don't actually have to kiss asphalt at highway speed to appreciate the wisdom of that slogan.
Similarly, you can vote for Justin Trudeau... if you want Zakaria Amara to remain in Canada. The Liberal Party is the ten dollar helmet of Canadian politics. And that's just one more reason why I'm voting Conservative next month.
"The federal government has revoked the citizenship of an Islamic extremist who masterminded a plot to bomb downtown Toronto in an effort to terrorize Canadians and cripple the economy."The Conservatives are the only political party who have the will to act against terrorism.
In contrast, Canadians should remember how Justin and Tommy Hijabfiger championed the cause of poor little Omar Khadr, admitted terrorist & murderer. Will they have Zakaria's back too?
I wonder how many voters are aware of Justin's intention to do away with the very act of Parliament that permits Canada to send Zakaria "Boom-Boom" Amara back to wherever he came from.
"Trudeau said a Liberal government would also repeal the elements of Bill C-24 that give the government the right to strip citizenship from dual nationals accused of serious crimes such as terrorism."So, what's it gonna be?
Is your head, not to mention the heads of your friends & loved ones, worth protecting?
25 September 2015
Because what Canada really needs right now is more elderly, non-English speaking immigrants.This fits in perfectly with Justin's five year plan to spend his way out of recession. And it doesn't end here. In yet another sop to immigrant communities...
Trudeau said a Liberal government would also repeal the elements of Bill C-24 that give the government the right to strip citizenship from dual nationals accused of serious crimes such as terrorism.Yup... you can never have too many terrorists... or too many grandparents.
RELATED: Angela Merkel's migrant messHow many of these refugees will be swanning about Justin's mansion in Rockcliffe?
LAST WORD: It's just money, right?
24 September 2015
...and he's not a Conservative... so look for this story to disappear after today's news cycle...
Olivier recorded his telephone conversations with Lougheed, whom he describes as "a Liberal king maker" and with Wynne's deputy chief of staff, Pat Sorbara, in which he said he was asked if he wanted a job or an appointment.Yet another Liberal scandal. That's what you voted for, Ontario.
Gerry Lougheed, a prominent Sudbury Liberal, has been charged with one count of counselling an offence not committed and one count of unlawfully influencing or negotiating appointments.
Now you have to live with it.
...Hannibal Lector collected "church collapses."
The crush happened at Mina, which is the location for a key ritual - symbolically stoning the devil by throwing pebbles against three pillars.Apparently, the Devil decided to fight back.
"People were chanting Allah's name while others were crying, including children and infants. People fell on the ground seeking help but there was no-one to give them a helping hand. Everybody seemed to be on their own."The Saudis are quick to make promises about the future...
"Dead bodies stretch as far as my eyes can see," said Bashir Sa'ad Abdullahi, the BBC's Abuja editor, who is in Mina.
“And we will make sure that we will learn from this and we will make sure that it doesn’t happen again,” Saudi Foreign Minister Adel Al-Jubeir added, urging Iranian leaders to wait for the investigation results.Unfortunately, they're talking out their arse, yet again.
Much like Ted Kennedy's car, the Hajj has killed way more (as in thousands of) people than my guns and will likely continue to do so in the future.
Hajj: Previous tragediesIf this had happened in Canada, Justin's Liberals would, no doubt, be calling for a "Pilgrim Registry."
2006: 364 pilgrims die in a crush at foot of Jamarat Bridge in Mina
1997: 340 pilgrims are killed when fire fuelled by high winds sweeps through Mina's tent city
1994: 270 pilgrims die in a stampede during the stoning ritual
1990: 1,426 pilgrims, mainly Asian, die in a stampede in an overcrowded tunnel leading to holy sites
1987: 402 people die when security forces break up an anti-US demonstration by Iranian pilgrims
I suppose if you are a religious person and your family were crushed and killed, you could console yourself with, "Gawd is just testing my faith," which, to be honest, seems like pretty thin gruel to me.
I truly do not "get" religion. Each to his own, I suppose.
LAST WORD: It's not just squashing people
"This raises to 483 the number of deaths out of 1,118 MERS infections in Saudi Arabia, where the virus first appeared in 2012, according to the ministry."They can be martyrs, right?
23 September 2015
...on the subway platform at Yonge & Bloor, remember which federal party leaders were in favour of unrestricted mass immigration of demonstrably false "refugees"...Hint: it's the same two guys who lobbied for the return of Omar Khadr.
"The refugees report that a forged Syrian passport can be bought on the Turkish border for as little as $200. A reporter for the Daily Mail bought a Syrian passport, ID card and driving license for $2,000 in Turkey under the name of a real man who was killed in the conflict."You think I'm an alarmist?
Where were you 14 years ago this month?
RELATED: Europe will be Eurabia
"It’s hardly surprising that the vacuum left by Europeans in fecundity as well as in religiosity was filled by the Muslim immigrants within four to five decades. In another 50 years, mosques may outnumber churches in what by then will be Eurabia — and, more importantly, believers may outnumber unbelievers."Will North America follow the same path?
...obviously, I blame Mike Harris.
Not your typical Jane & Finch "spray & pray"... in editorial suites across Toronto, you can hear the hopeful whispers... "don't be black, don't be black"...
"Detailed information on potential suspects has not yet been released but investigators say they are working on releasing surveillance camera images captured from inside the restaurant."Toronto Red Star:
"Two men opened fire inside the restaurant, then fled on foot."Of course, there's always one pesky fly in the multicultural ointment...
Det. Paul Ward, who said the restaurant was “packed” at the time of the shooting, has heard from witnesses that the assailants were “black” or “brown.”While farmers, hunters and target shooters across the GTA let out a collective sigh of relief, I suspect that Detective Ward, after he completes a couple of weeks of mandatory "cultural sensitivity training" is likely looking at extended reassignment to crossing guard duties in the furthest reaches of Etobicoke.
Don't mess with the dream, Paul.
RELATED: Crime is down... right?
The number of shootings in Toronto has spiked compared to last year, and is up 77% from 2014.Oh, the huge manatee.
The stats were released by Toronto Police and show there have been 286 victims of gun violence in this city as of September 21st.
That's a rise from the 162 people shot during the same time period last year.
22 September 2015
How about Bigorexia?
Bruce Jenner used surgery and chemicals to turn himself into a facsimile of a woman. He based his decision not on any measurable scientific metric... but a (and let's give him the benefit of the doubt) sincere belief that he is not actually a man. He has since been lauded by some as "courageous" and held up as a heroic figure.
It is THIS PERCEPTION, THIS BELIEF, that drives Jenner, indeed all transsexuals to what some of us consider the edge of the behavioral envelope.
In contrast to this, Bigorexics are unanimously considered to be suffering from a mental illness.
"Whereas anorexics think they are too fat when they are actually too thin, bigorexics think they look puny when, in fact, they are muscular."The fact that Bigorexics base their behavior on AN IDENTICAL PERCEPTION, A SINCERE BELIEF that their appearance belies their true self seems not to matter.
What's going on here? Isn't this all about what you believe?
What exactly is it that makes the beliefs of one group of people so "courageous" but the beliefs of the other a "mental illness?"
RELATED: Who's "transphobic" now?
Kendall Jenner has said publicly that she still calls her biological father, gasp... "Dad."
Similarly, Kendall's mother Kris refers to her ex-husband as "Jenner." Not a Caitlyn from either of them.
Yet another "thought crime" that will no doubt be referred to a Human Rights Commission in the near future.
21 September 2015
...is a class action lawsuit against the people who sell such a dangerous, unstable product...Too many malcontents... not enough adult supervision.
RELATED: Burn Unit, my pale privileged ass...
...a little sweat lodge, some healing herbs and he'll be as good as new.
...like wearing special clothing or whacking off hands for petty thievery...
Rampant sexual abuse of children has long been a problem in Afghanistan, particularly among armed commanders who dominate much of the rural landscape and can bully the population. The practice is called bacha bazi, literally “boy play,” and American soldiers and Marines have been instructed not to intervene — in some cases, not even when their Afghan allies have abused boys on military bases, according to interviews and court records.The Obama Whitehouse did take action eventually... against American soldiers who tried to stop these atrocities.
Hey Barack, what's up with that?
19 September 2015
...a black wheelchair-bound transsexual who had recently converted to Islam.
This man seems to be eminently qualified for the job. Too bad the mindless media narrative will be forever focussed on what he does with his penis.
18 September 2015
"There were almost 35,000 cases of gonorrhoea reported in England last year - it is the second most common bacterial sexually transmitted infection in the UK after chlamydia. The majority of cases affect people under the age of 25."From Stonehenge to 'stoned binge'... the all too predictable consequences of throwing out all the rules.
When, for the love of all the gawds, will Her Majesty's government set up those "safe-shagging sites?"
17 September 2015
...the roundup, barcoding and forced exile of homo & transsexual individuals to that gulag on Baffin Island...
In the October issue of Harper's Magazine Heather Mallick examines the career of Stephen Harper, who some have called, “a replicant of the Blade Runner variety.” The evidence is certainly convincing: “he speaks in a monotone, he’s impossibly rigid, and he seems unable to understand the emotions of others.”I'm not even sure how that makes sense as one of Mallicks accusations is that, "Harper has imported some of the worst American policy ideas..."
Since he took office in 2006, Mallick writes, Harper has imported some of the worst American policy ideas—slashing the federal budget, introducing mandatory prison sentences, attacking climate scientists, expanding the war on drugs—in an attempt to turn Canada into “a nastier version of Texas.”
If he wins reelection on October 19, Mallick concludes, “Americans might want to consider a wall.”
Mallick's crowning journalistic flourish is asking if Stephen Harper's hair is "damp to the touch." She stops just shy of calling him "a silly poopyhead."
In this one article, Miz Mallick sums up all the vitriol & hysteria of the lunatic left. Here is "Harper Derangement Syndrome" at its finest.
Yet another drive-by hit-piece by your professional and intellectual superiors.
RELATED: The story Ms. Malice missedIs Shiny Pony being put out to pasture?
LAST WORD: I wonder if Justin's good with...
...female genital mutilation, too?
OTTAWA, CANADA: A Canadian Liberal government would allow new citizens to wear a veil at citizenship ceremonies, its leader said Friday, bucking popular opinion just a month away from elections.I remember how he lobbied to bring Omar Khadr home.
Just something else to remember on October 19th.
16 September 2015
"Religion of, well... Not In My Backyard."
If their neighbours, who have commonality of language, religion & social cusoms, aren't extending a helping hand... shouldn't that raise a few red flags?
RELATED: Ask a British Arab
15 September 2015
...you're choosing what sort of society you want to live in...I myself, look forward to hordes of kilted, blue painted, half naked wannabe Celts rediscovering their heritage at the next round of Canadian citizenship ceremonies.
CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT BONUS:
It's not me, honey... it's God.
CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT BONUS2:
I can't wait to see where politically correct lefty academia will come down on this one...
A student at Memorial University with a hearing disability is upset that one of his professors refused to wear an assistive hearing device last week because of what she claims are religious reasons.Do we support the disabled student or the (oh-oh, non Christian) religious beliefs of the professor?
14 September 2015
Remember how Justin was gonna deal with that horrible budget deficit by ramping up spending? Well, here's some good news...
Ottawa posted a $1.9-billion surplus, bringing the books back into the black a year earlier than expected. A shortfall of $2 billion had been forecast.Well, no matter... turns out Justin has exactly the same plan for a budget surplus. I guess that explains his belief that "the budget will balance itself."
Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau is sticking with his three-year deficit spending plan DESPITE FIGURES RELEASED MONDAY that show the federal government registered a surprise surplus in the last fiscal year.So, whatever the numbers are, a Liberal government is gonna SPEND, SPEND, SPEND. Well... there's a surprise.
Justin told us he was gonna "expand the economy from the heart outward."
If he only had a brain.
11 September 2015
Theoretically, for about 10 thousand dollars (and probably a lot less in places), you could hijack just about any riding in Canada.
And if you can't buy a seat at the table, maybe you can just take it.
Ahhhhh, man... F#ck it all, let's get high.
10 September 2015
"He's made a mistake and he has apologized for it. For me, that's enough."Here's a thought... if Tommy actually got himself elected PM, would he bring pottymouth Shawn Dearn on a visit to the Vatican?
UPDATE: Compare and contrast
“Pissed in customer’s cup” versus "Pissed on whole religion."**********
RELATED: Speaking of Top Aides...
...she learned from the master...
Ms. Abedin, who served as a deputy chief of staff to Mrs. Clinton from 2009 to late 2012, told investigators she hadn’t noticed she had received a $33,000 lump sum payment — about a third of which investigators determined was improper — when she left the State Department.When the left does it... it's not a problem.
09 September 2015
“A large percentage of small businesses are actually just ways for wealthier Canadians to save on their taxes,” he said. “We want to reward the people who are actually creating jobs, and contributing in concrete ways. So there’s a little tweaking to do around that.”Was it some other Justin Trudeau who leveraged his position as an MP to gouge huge speaking fees from Canadian charities?
Trudeau himself was involved in at least three small business that were federally incorporated, one of which he used to receive income for paid speaking events he did between 2006 and 2011.Another hypocritical stance from Mr "Do as I say, not as I do."
UPDATE: We are not wealthy scammers
"The Canadian Federation of Independent Business says their data show almost half of Canadian incorporated employers earn less than $50,000 a year."Isn't that about what Justin was charging charities for a couple of his speeches?
LAST WORD: So much for public service
"A large chunk of Trudeau’s $277,000 speaking earnings came from publicly-funded institutions, including charities and school boards."He's a millionaire from an inheritence from his father, he collects an MP salary & perks and he still has the nerve to double-dip via public institutions.
Who's the wealthy scammer here?
In videos and images posted online by multiple videographers and photojournalists, Laszlo can be seen making sideways karate-style kicks into the knees of two people • a young man and a pony-tailed teenage girl • as they ran past her. Both stumbled but neither fell as Laszlo continued filming.It gets better...
She also was seen filming a running man carrying a young boy in his arms — then sticking out her leg to trip him as he passed. The man and boy tumbled to the ground, the man falling on top of the child. The boy can be seen crying in apparent pain as the man leaps up to curse at the camerawoman, who continues to film him.You think this sort of willful manipulation doesn't happen here?
Wake up and smell the propaganda.
...and cigar-wielding Slick Willy...She's been denying culpability for six months. Hillary yet again insists on national TV she did nothing wrong... THEN offers up regrets in the same breath.
You've got to love the timing on this not quite an apology...
"Clinton Senate Leadership PAC staffer Brian Pagliano must respond to the request by Thursday September 10. Will he remain loyal to Clinton? Or cooperate in exchange for immunity?"Will she get away with it?
07 September 2015
When the lapdog media says ANYTHING unflattering about its favourite MILLIONAIRE MANCHILD, you know he's really crossed a line -
“There’s obviously a need for Canada to do more,” said Trudeau, adding he wants to find a way “to not make this as political as it has become.”...okay, wait for it...
"His plea for nonpartisanship didn’t prevent him, however, from accusing the Conservative government of bungling the refugee file."As for not making this political...
"The Liberals have promised to 'take immediate action' to bring 25,000 Syrian refugees to Canada through government-sponsored applications, a plan they estimate would cost $100 million."The hypocrisy, to say nothing of the magnitude of the bribe, is simply breathtaking.
RELATED: The part-time ex-Drama teacher...
...with the $17,000 watch thinks Canada isn't doing enough...
"Canada’s ISIS mission will cost us 528 million over the course of the coming year. We aren’t there because of Rogue Mormons. Canada’s humanitarian relief efforts for Islam’s current civil war are expected to top the 700 million already allocated for Syria alone."Maybe all that back of napkin economic policy is why Justin thinks the budget will balance itself. Where's he gonna get that extra hundred mil'.
LAST WORD: The Religion of Peace, er...
...wait a sandblasted minute...
As Amnesty International recently pointed out, the “six Gulf countries — Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Oman and Bahrain — have offered zero resettlement places to Syrian refugees.”Perhaps Justin wants to rethink his plan?
That’s a shocking figure, given these countries’ relative proximity to Syria, as well as the incredible resources at their disposal.
04 September 2015
Like everybody else, I'm sick and tired of the blatantly false propaganda that gets passed off these days as "news."
Lie #1 - Syrian citizens, Turkish beach, dangerous illegal infiltration... let's blame Stephen Harper.
The aunt of the Syrian boy whose body washed up on a Turkish beach and caused worldwide outrage said Thursday that while she had desperately tried to bring his family to Canada, no formal application to sponsor them as refugees was made on their behalf as had been previously reported.So, hang on... you "desperately tried" to do this without actually applying for refugee status? You, what... called a "Snakehead?"
Here in Canada we call that "breaking the law."
UPDATE: Yup... they called a Snakehead
The grieving father said he paid smugglers 4,000 euros for the deadly voyage — the money his sister sent to him from Canada.Which brings us to yet another lie...
Abdullah Kurdi told Die Welt that he does not understand why Canada rejected his application for asylum, although Citizenship and Immigration Canada received no such application from the man.Abdullah Kurdi isn't even a good liar. Would you want him living next door to you?
Lie #2 - Stephen Harper offered me a bribe.
Reuters reported early Thursday that Kurdi had said Canadian officials offered him citizenship after seeing what happened, but he declined.So Big Journo yet again slagged the federal government without actually checking the facts. I guess I get it... you've got a picture of a dead kid, you've got to milk it for all its worth.
But Citizenship and Immigration Canada released a statement Thursday afternoon saying "Canada did not offer citizenship to Mr. Abdullah Kurdi."
And guess who just had to pile on?
"Liberal party leader Justin Trudeau has responded to the death of a three-year-old Syrian boy by suggesting the child should have been living in Vancouver and on his way to school this week with his cousins."Except, of course, that there was no actual application to come to Canada. But heck, that's Justin... he's always saying stupid stuff. Let's ask elder statesman Mulcair...
New Democrats leader Thomas Mulcair was asked similar questions at a separate campaign appearance.Of course, without an actual application, there was nothing to do.
"As a dad and a grandfather, it is just unbearable that we are doing nothing."
I can't decide who is more reprehensible, the people telling the lies or the people propagating them.
Nope, it's easy... it's the journos who peddle this nonsense.
UPDATE2: We gotta get outta this place
"So in the middle of a war & desperate refuge situation he travels hundreds of Kms, with 2 caskets, to Kobani, no problem."How soon do you imagine the Canadian media & Tommy Trotsky & Shiny Pony will be apologising to Prime Minister Harper, Minister Alexander and the folks at Foreign Affairs?
LAST WORD: Just when you thought...
...the Liberals couldn't sink any lower...Does Liberal Mark Holland countenance this shameful behaviour?
ps... Butts, Butts... that sounds so familiar.
03 September 2015
"We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets."Speaking of slimy, swamp-dwelling privilege...
— Scamille (@scamille_crosby) September 1, 2015
01 September 2015
It's obvious, isn't it? Trump isn't that slick, slimy relentlessly rehearsed "Machine Politics," or that selective, uber-socialist "Big Journo".
What it boils down to is this...
"You lie to us every day and we hate you for it."Donald Trump says politically incorrect things we're all afraid to talk about these days.
It's not carefully calculated sound bites run past multiple focus groups and filtered of any actual meaning. Trump simply calls things by their proper names, and apparently, on some level, agree or disagree, a significant part of the electorate is drawn to that.