Student: But professor, now that my faith in the integrity of the law is so badly shaken, why should I continue to study law?
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Prof: I make a great living teaching that the law is a tool of oppression designed to protect white privilege. It takes a while to learn all of the jargon, but it’s worth it. One day, all of this can be yours.
"So, Professor... do we get..."
"...extra credit for looting and burning?"
