24 August 2016

Unemployed Malcontents...

...show up yet again, to shit on people in charge of investigating these events...

Members of Black Lives Matter - Toronto are rallying outside the province’s Special Investigations Unit in Mississauga to protest the death of a Somali-Canadian man killed in Ottawa last month following a confrontation with police.

Earlier this month, Black Lives Matter - Toronto blocked off the busy downtown intersection of Yonge and Dundas streets calling for justice for 37-year-old Abdi. “Abdirahman Abdi was lynched by police officers in front of his home in Ottawa,” said BLM Toronto co-founder Yusra Khogali.
Hey, not to put too fine a point on it, but wasn't this the guy who was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman? The same guy who fled the scene and resisted arrest?
"Police responded to 911 calls reporting Abdi grabbing women’s breasts inside a Hintonburg coffee shop."
Funny how those facts rarely make it into any of these news stories.

And Yusra Kogali... where have I heard that name before?professional agitatorsOh yeah... the Muslim "death threat" lady.

It seems CTV has a very selective memory. So much for "professional" journalism.

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RELATED: Employed Malcontents

So, the only thing wrong with Toronto's cabbies is that... they don't speak English, have no concept of customer service or cultural sensitivity, no idea where things actually are and a tendency to crash into stuff.
"According to the release, the Toronto Taxi Alliance program will include an English language assessment and lessons in customer service, cultural sensitivity, road knowledge and defensive driving."
And a website for customer complaints is gonna fix all that?

How about hiring reasonable, competent people in the first place?


"Dave's not quantumly entangled..."

"...at this particular juncture of the space-time continuum, man..."

This study aimed to explore the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide, a serotonergic hallucinogen, on semantic processing and more specifically, lexical retrieval.
Perhaps, instead of medical marijuana, we should be providing weekly sheets of blotter to all those unfortunates who can't live without their medicine.

Oh, wait... Calling Doctor Caramel Corn
Apparent laziness caused by the main psychoactive ingredient in marijuana persists even when the same amount of pot’s medicinal component is added, a new study suggests.
Justin has to have thought this whole medical dope deal through after reviewing all the science... right?


What's a Zipper Truck?

I'm glad you asked...zipper truck

Traditionally, building tunnels is a lengthy and tedious process. Lock-Block Ltd, a construction material production company, has introduced an innovative system to make quick and durable tunnels that can be used as pedestrian passageways, wine cellars, shelters, and more.
So many uses... so little time.


23 August 2016

Playing by Clinton Rules

Hillary learned from the master...

"If fighting for women’s rights is one of Clinton’s greatest achievements, why has she retained as her closest adviser a woman who gave voice to harsh Islamist critiques of her Beijing platform?"
Will anyone from the Clinton camp be answering?

Let's ask the State Department?
“Can you take the question of whether Secretary Clinton knew about Huma Abedin’s presence on the masthead of this journal for 12 years?” Rosen pressed.

“I can certainly take it. I’m not sure I can get you a clear answer for that,” said Toner.
Just another reason, folks.

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RELATED: The Brotherhood is here
“The process of settlement is a ‘Civilization-Jihadist Process’ with all the word means. The Ikhwan [Muslim Brotherhood] must understand that their work in America is a kind of grand jihad in eliminating and destroying the Western civilization from within and ‘sabotaging’ its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers…”

“[W]e must possess a mastery of the art of ‘coalitions’, the art of ‘absorption’ and the principles of ‘cooperation.’”
It isn't all just flying planes into tall buildings.

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LAST WORD: Dear CBC, being on welfare...

...is, in no way, shape or form, "thriving"...thriving
HEADLINE: Kurdi refugee family thrives in Canada but struggles to find housing
Thriving but struggling, huh?
Nine months later they continue to grapple with finding permanent lodging and securing employment for Mohammad.
Ah, "struggling AND grappling?" But really, thriving?

And nine months, no job. What's the dealio, Mo?
Mohammad, who is a barber, said he must be available to inspect a possible home at a moment's notice, which makes it difficult to maintain regular, full-time working hours.
Hang on, the article says they (presumably the whole family) are "grappling" with "securing employment for Mohammad" which kinda sounds like he is not employed at all.

I don't know how things work in Syria, but here, you get yourself a job to pay for stuff like food and lodging. You get that job and use your two days off every week to search for a home. That's how we do it. Unless, of course, you're happy staying on the dole. Otherwise, nobody would ever have their own place, right?

BTW, Mo... you're really rockin' that leather jacket.


Yeah, Skippy... you're right...

...let's just change this one to "attempted murder"...

“To equate not disclosing one’s HIV status with the traditional understanding of aggravated sexual assault, we don’t think is fair.”
Fair? FAIR?!

Unlike... you know... infecting people with a terminal disease.

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RELATED: The En-goobering

Never mind sex... let's talk swapping spit with a rubbie...
"Part of the dilemma is CPR training. It usually happens in “lovely clean rooms, using very clean, asexual mannequins,” far removed from messier, real life conditions."
I'm pretty sure these are totally unrealistic numbers anyway.


Good news... Elitist Racist Snowflake...

...has horrific white privilege resolutely checked...

"Good Morning America host Amy Robach apologizes for using racial slur."
Oh my gawd... what egregious crime has been perpetrated on "The Community™" today?

Hmmm... a nationally broadcast TV show host being publicly shamed and pilloried... hopefully, this isn't "burn down a neighbourhood" bad.

Wait... what the f@ckin, f@ck?! Is this some sort of joke?
"We no longer use the term "colored people", although once upon a time that was a term in use," said Deborah E. McDowell, director of the University of Virginia's Carter G. Woodson Institute for African-American and African Studies. "Now the preferred usage is "PEOPLE OF COLOR."
Seriously, is this really what keeps our darker-skinned brothers & sisters awake at night? And, let's be honest, is "people of color" a phrase you're ever gonna hear in the hood?

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RELATED: Meanwhile, a non-nationwide story...
AKRON, OH - A group of men chanting "Black Lives Matter" were accused of viciously beating up seven white victims in Akron early Sunday morning. The suspects started hitting them with bottles, punching and kicking the victims. One victim fell to the ground and was kicked in the head several times before losing consciousness.
Yup... very Black Lives indeed.

Now that they've got their pound of honky flesh, maybe these, er... "people of color" could try focusing some of that outrage on the "Chicago Shot Clock."chicago shot clock**********

RELATED2: A little closer to home

Astonishing shift in editorial policy allows CBC to publish physical description of shooter...
"A person of interest was seen leaving the scene on a bicycle. Police described him as a white man wearing a dark bicycle helmet."
Will this new guideline apply to all future homicides... or is it a one off thing?

Curiously, not one media outlet has characterised the victim as someone who was "always laughing" or "turning his life around." Instead, there are numerous references to an arrest 7 years ago and reputed "biker" affiliations. The Toronto Star highlights a criminal conviction...
Ignagni was convicted under the Highway Traffic Act in 2005 for failing to wear a helmet at a biker funeral.
Yikers.

Alrighty... now that we, the national broadcaster, have yet again boldly cherry-picked a repudiation of racial stereotypes, it's back to our nightly roundup of puppies and unicorns.

Or maybe CBC can get Justin to take off his shirt again.


22 August 2016

The Mainstream Media...

...in addition to slitting its own throat... will end up electing Trump...

"Everyone they were talking to • which is themselves • agreed with them."
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RELATED: Heads will roll at Toronto Star...

...as scary Muslim article slips through...
The study, titled "Lovers of the Death - Islamist Extremism in Mosques and Schools", says what worried them was not the presence of extremist literature, but that they found nothing but such writings in several libraries.

The authors say openly available material and analysis of social media postings helped confirm their views that many Canadians, including leading politicians, are turning a blind eye to the dangers.

One year ago, the Senate defence and security committee issued a report saying some foreign-trained imams had been spreading extremist religious ideology and messages that are not in keeping with Canadian values, contributing to radicalization.

The report was not supported by Liberal senators on the committee.

The Canadian Council of Imams did not respond to a request for comment.
It's right there, folks. Write to your Member of Parliament, or every fatality from this point on is blood on your hands as well.


"Nothing to see here, move along"

I recall, once upon a time, Mrs Neo relating how, passing our open bathroom door she saw a toddler-ish Neophyte standing on a stool doing something surreptitious involving running water.

Before she could even frame the question, he guiltily cried out... "Nothing really!"

In that very same spirit I present... get ready

"The German government plans to tell citizens to stockpile food and water in case of an attack or catastrophe, the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung newspaper reported on Sunday."
I'm sure it's all just coincidence... I mean... "nothing really."

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RELATED: If you want straight talk...

...listen to ISIS...
"So brothers, when you have any chance to kill one of those American of French infidels or any of those who support them, take it.

"You can smash his head with a stone, slaughter him, run him over by car, throw him off a roof, strangle him or even poison him."
That's some "religion of peace."

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UPDATE: Those kooky "Asians"...

...and their machetes...
Police sources have told RTBF that the woman was Asian and had a history of mental illness.
See... it's not about immigration... this is about healthcare!

But, it's not just Belgium...
Police are investigating if an explosion which killed a child in Gothenburg suburb BiskopsgÄrden on Monday morning is a revenge attack.
So, not the usual Islamic suspects, right? it's just ruthless Swedish gangsters... wait a minute... Who are Adam Abdulahi & Ahmed Warsame?
"Today, the gang environment is… I don't want to exactly call it the Wild West, but something in that direction."
The Swedish media takes the long way around, and won't use the word terrorist, but ask yourself, what sort of gang has access to hand grenades?


21 August 2016

Remember, these are the folks...

...who've doubled Ontario's debt since they got in in 2003...

TORONTO • Doctors on the front lines of healthcare rebelled last week, quietly but politely giving Health Minister Eric Hoskins and their own Ontario Medical Association executive the political equivalent of a colonoscopy • without sedation.

In a decisive vote, physicians rejected the tentative deal hammered out between the OMA and the ministry.
Of course there's no money for doctors, the cupboard is already bare...
Wynne recently committed $900 million over four years from future “cap-and-trade proceeds” to make apartment buildings more energy efficient. Last year she created a $325 million “Green Investment Fund”, calling it “a down payment on the province’s cap-and-trade program.”
Speaking of the environment...
The permits allow municipalities, mining companies and golf courses -- in addition to the water-bottlers -- to take a total of 1.4 trillion litres out of Ontario's surface and ground water supplies every day.
Everyone (in the corporate world, anyway) a Wynner.


20 August 2016

Grief... there's no right or wrong way

I'm just not sure about incorporating it into your wedding... yikes

"Embracing our cosmic insignificance is the zero-degree of the human existence – lower than this we cannot go."
Wax on... wax off.


19 August 2016

Showing up is half the battle

Hillary's too frail and Obama just doesn't give a sh*t...showing up

On Wednesday the Baton Rouge Advocate called on President Obama to take a break from his vacation and visit Louisiana... “The optics of Obama golfing while Louisiana residents languished in flood waters was striking."
And...
Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton will be "resting" from the campaign trail on Friday, and will also not be visiting Louisiana... "Closely monitoring the flooding in Louisiana & Mississippi."
Remember how the media went after Bush for his supposed neglect after Hurricane Katrina?


Remember... Justin Trudeau...

...is way smarter than you...

The professor parroted Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s opinion that the issue is too complicated for a referendum, that people wouldn’t really understand what they would be voting on, and so leaving it to the politicians is the best approach.
We're talking about the Justin who flunked out of two grad school programs, right?

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RELATED: Pierre Lite's "safe spaces" Canada

You will not laugh, you will not joke...
Ward told Spiked that he plans to appeal the decision, and if that fails, will try to bring the case to the Supreme Court. “If I lose that I’ll just move to Syria or Saudi Arabia, or some other country that respects free speech as much as Canada does.”
That is, if the Liberals don't throw him in jail.


18 August 2016

Build me a wall...

...as fast as you can...

Yet much as the gun control experiment in Chicago has proven, the gun control schema in Mexico is correlating with rampant violent crime rather than a reduction in such crime. In fact, Mexico’s homicide rate is “more than five times higher” that the homicide rate in the U.S.
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RELATED: A little closer to home...religion of peace
Mustafa Ahmed, 28, wanted for murder after an original member of Ottawa's most notorious street gang was gunned down in a ByWard Market club is believed to be in Toronto.
See... you take firearms away from farmers, hunters and target shooters and... problem solved.

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LAST WORD: Ask the lunatic left...

...they'll tell you...
"They listen to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and believe Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama when either of them says anything about the scary, black boom-boom sticks. Or even just the regular variety boom-boom sticks."
Just like pencils write poetry... and SUV's murder pedestrians.


17 August 2016

Presidential election tips & tricks...

...you never go "full Stephen Hawking"...fallen and i can't get upP.S. - how long will the mainstream media continue to overlook Hillary's obvious illness?


Barry, Barry quiet

I'm from the government... I'm here to save you...

It’s been more than a month since soldiers in South Sudan, a country that gets more than a billion dollars a year in U.S. assistance, singled out American aid workers for beatings and abuse amid an orgy of theft, intimidation, and gang rapes.
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RELATED: A little closer to home...
"Faye accompanied Department of Human Services employees Harmony Raffeo and Deana Chase to Garden Park Medical Center in Gulfport. One of her daughters had tested positive for gonorrhea."

"The 1-year-old was not tested but was suffering from symptoms that prompted medical staff to treat both children for gonorrhea. The 2-year-old tested positive for the STD and had symptoms indicating she had been penetrated."
Maybe they can set up an agency to look into why this agency failed so egregiously. The only thing government does well is create more government. You have to look out for you and yours.

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LAST WORD: The Puppetmaster

Maybe Hillary's tics and seizures come from Soro's hand being too far up her ass...
One of Hillary Clinton’s biggest donors, billionaire George Soros, has been exposed in a massive hack for manipulating elections in Europe via his non-government organizations.
Elect another criminal Clinton? Are people really that stupid?


16 August 2016

Starring Will Smith...

...as Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis...

Snowden is a white male
Author: Sven B.
28 July 2016 •

We know that Snowden is unfortunately Caucasian, but he could also be Black, Latino, Indian, Muslim or Gay.

There is nothing in his story that prevents him from being a woman too. His story is very generic. This would also give rise to tackling aspects which are still considered to be taboo after all these years. Interracial relationships could be explored here and lessons could be taught around this. So, why not instill a few positive messages and concepts within the movie?

It could help others not see color or gender, as many of the previous generation do. Instead, they could see a Black Muslim hero they can believe in and aspire to be irrespective of the color of his skin or his race. We need to end the evils of blue-eyed "whiteness".
Uh-huh... scratch a Millenial... find a pastel coloured, wheelchair bound, minty smelling, Islamic, transsexual unicorn.

Meanwhile, back in "the real world"...
National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden says the exposure of malicious software allegedly linked to his former employer may be a message from Moscow.
Just to be clear... in this world, Vladimir Putin is a middle-aged, decidedly heterosexual, Caucasian male.

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RELATED: Using that same logic...

...can we turn this accused killer into a "white guy"... you know... like George Zimmerman?
"The suspect is Hispanic, and some police sources and local residents have noted simmering tensions in the largely Hispanic neighborhood as the Bangladeshi Muslim population there grows."
C'mon, now... this Hispanic thing is just gonna muddy the narrative. Wouldn't a little revisionism help end the evils of blue-eyed "whiteness".


15 August 2016

Second night of "demonstrations"...

...says CBC Radio...BURN THIS BITCH DOWN

Take that sh*t to the suburbs. Burn that sh*t down!” she demands. “We need our sh*t! We need our weave!”

Smith’s call for rioters to stop burning down their own communities is being reported by the media as a rebuke to those behind the violence. However, in reality she is really just calling for the mayhem to be inflicted on the suburbs, or in other words – where all the white people live.

According to police, body camera footage shows 23-year-old Sylville K. Smith aim a gun at officers before he was shot dead by an African-American cop.
Don't you worry, though... it's just a "demonstration."

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RELATED: Bigger hill, better death
Black Lives Matter- Toronto blocked off the intersection of Yonge and Dundas streets this morning to protest the death of an Ottawa man killed after a confrontation with police last month.
Wait a minute... you mean the Somali who was grabbing women's breasts in an Ottawa area donut shop? The crazy dude who got tuned up by the crowd while they were holding him for police?

Funny... the media all seem to be skipping over that part?

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LAST WORD: Would Mummy dearest lie?BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
"Smith’s mother, Haynes, said her son had recently gotten his conceal-carry license because he had been shot twice and robbed four times – and was stripped of all his clothes during one robbery."
Hmmmm... sorry, Moms, convicted felons don't get pistol permits.


Archie Bunker Redux

"The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses."