23 October 2016

"Before you scoff at mass, shared illusions..."

..."as being unlikely, keep in mind that everyone with a different religion than yours is experiencing exactly that. Mass shared illusions are our most common experience."

Sounds a lot like Hillary...

...is actually Putin's new best friend...

CNN Pentagon Correspondent Barbara Starr reported that Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s statement about the time it takes to launch nuclear weapons is “extremely classified.”
Seems like there's a lot of that "strange bedfellows" shit goin' around...
The Iranian regime is a terrorist regime,” said Shabnam Assadollahi, an Ottawa writer and human rights activist who was imprisoned in Iran as a teenager. “Why would the mayor of Montreal make quiet deals with a terrorist regime?”
Those wacky Libranos... now that Justin has changed the rules, you never know where they'll pop up next.
There is no core identity, no mainstream in Canada,” Justin Trudeau said, concluding that he sees Canada as “the first post-national state.”

22 October 2016

Joe Biden, reportedly, is bragging...

...that he will kick Vladimir Putin's ass...

Russia has offered to monitor the Election Day in at least three states, saying that it would be willing to send someone “for a short period of time, when convenient” to observe the voting process. Texas and Oklahoma predictably turned Russia down. Louisiana’s Secretary of State ran the suggestion by Homeland Security and the FBI.

The Russian state-controlled publication Izvestia reported that its suggestion was “categorically rejected,” calling the U.S. response “harsh.”
I guess Obamugabe and the Hildebeast feel they have matters well in hand.


RELATED: Media paints Trump as despicable...

...for questioning the electoral process...
Well, I tell you what it helps in Ohio, that we got Democrats in charge of the machines,” Obama said regarding the threat of election-rigging.
Who was that guy, Al somebody, who challenged the results of a presidential election in the courts?

No Irish need apply

Wake up and smell the racial healing...

To: bobama@ameritech.net
Date: 2008-10-06 20:38 Subject: Diversity

Barack --

Following up on your conversations with John over the weekend, attached are two documents: -- A list of African American, Latino and Asian American candidates, divided between Cabinet/Deputy and Under/Assistant/Deputy Assistant Sectetary levels, as well as lists of senior Native Americans, Arab/Muslim Americans and Disabled Americans.

We have longer lists, but these are candidates whose names have been recommended by a number of sources for senior level jobs in a potential Administration.

A list of women, similarly divided between candidates for Cabinet/Deputy and other senior level positions.

Please let us know if you have any questions.

Mike Froman
Of course, we now know the "number of sources" included the Clinton Foundation.


RELATED: Green Leaders of Color
"Despite increasing racial diversity in the United States, the racial composition in environmental organizations and agencies has not broken the 12% to 16% “green ceiling that has been in place for decades."
No word yet on "caucasian" quotas in the NBA.

21 October 2016

Why the dead tree media...

...are walking the doomed path of the dinosaurs...silence of the blms

"No information on suspects was immediately provided for either incident. Police said there was currently nothing to suggest the two shootings are linked."
Two shootings, Jimmy Olsen? What about the other three? And instead of putting up the metaphorical yellow barrier tape... an actual "professional" journalist might enquire about "points of commonality" between these five Toronto area shootings that have occurred recently.

Unless, of course, they really don't want to know.


RELATED: You call yourselves a tabloid?

Shame on you...
"Bullets have been flying in THE NORTHWEST END of the city all week. In all, five shootings in as many days have left two dead and five injured. “Up to 10 gunshots were heard,” Kwong said. “And MALES WERE SEEN RUNNING in all directions, but we’re not sure if they were involved."
Hoodied males were seen running in the northwest end of the city? Get out your decoder rings.


UPDATE: Is Chief Saunders lying to us...

...or is he just really bad at math?
"Gunfire rang out at five different locations in Toronto overnight, sending a number of people to hospital with various injuries."
That's five new shootings, not to be confused with the five I refer to above. But that's not what the man in charge of Toronto cops is saying...
Police Chief Mark Saunders told CP24, “Last night we had a couple shootings and we have resources on it right now to figure out exactly who has caused the shootings to occur."
Spoken like a social worker, Chief. Time to head off to some international law & order junket and soak up some sunshine.


LAST WORD: The number don't lie
"So far in 2016, there have been a total of 330 shootings in Toronto, which is up 52.8 per cent from this point in 2015."
No comment as of yet from the Toronto chapter of "Black Lives Matter."

Ontario Liberal Party says OHIP premiums...

...will now include a "Mack Daddy" surcharge...insert alt text here

The World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.

WHO says the change will give every individual “the right to reproduce”.

"The strangest thing is, in the 80s we were told there were too many people here."
Forget that... I want my medicine!!!


RELATED: I can't wait for Justin...

...to declare "Omar Khadr Day" a statutory celebration.

Sounds like a plan...

...so when exactly, will we be shutting down all those remote aboriginal communities?

"The provincial government now is pushing to close places like Little Bay Islands altogether rather than service them, offering Locke and his neighbors at least $250,000 (US$189,000) each to leave — and spurring a bitter, three-year fight over whether to cash out or endure."
Just askin'.

20 October 2016

Never mind the Clintons...

I have been informed that the article I originally linked to was actually a spoof... this one's on me for not checking further.

In it's place I offer up this. It's becoming harder & harder to separate the lunatic left's excesses from fiction... for example...treason

Like many other celebrities watching from home Wednesday night, Rosie O’Donnell tweeted along with the third presidential debate and repeatedly went off on Republican candidate Donald Trump, at various points calling him an “anus mouth” and an “orange motherfucker.”
Wheat, chaff... sometimes it's all a blur.


RELATED: Bias, what bias?
Toward the end of the third and final presidential debate Wednesday evening, Donald Trump SNARLED that Hillary Clinton is “such a nasty woman.”
Yeah... that's gonna leave a mark... because he "snarled."


LAST WORD: And some topics are totally off limits

The media double standard

The MSM loses it's collective mind, yet again... is alt-journalism the answer?gore

"I am very troubled by a lot of the stories that have been reported," about blacks being discouraged from voting, Gore said. "Whenever you have allegations of those kind, that is a matter the entire country ought to take seriously."
Funny... nobody was freakin' out when Al Gore claimed the election was "rigged" or when he took his non-concession to the court system.

That Trump, though... he's apparently the devil incarnate...
In the final presidential debate, Donald Trump disgraced himself and our democracy by refusing to say if he’d accept the election results. He’s a demagogue with a dictatorial streak.
You know, unlike "Uncle Al."


RELATED: Bias? What bias?
Is anyone surprised that the New York Times treated Hillary Clinton like a customer rather than a presidential candidate?


LAST WORD: President Banana Republic
We have here a clear pattern of corruption that makes Watergate look like child’s play. Hillary’s aide, Patrick Kennedy, tried to bribe the FBI to change the classification of a Benghazi document so as to enable Hillary’s false claim that she didn’t send or receive classified information on her illegal home server.
Seriously... that's your candidate?

Ontario Liberals giddy with relief

Holy crap, says Kathleen Wynne... they fell for it... AGAIN...

Auto insurance rates are rising in Ontario, moving the Liberal government even further away from a self-imposed target of an average 15-per-cent reduction.

The Liberals promised in 2013 to cut auto insurance premiums an average of 15 per cent by August 2015.
How bad is it?
Drivers living in Toronto and the 905 are paying the highest auto insurance premiums in the province, a new list shows.
Yup... you get the kind of government you deserve.


RELATED: Who cares about policy?
It hasn’t really registered with Canadians yet that Liberal policies look a lot like Tory policies. Maybe that’s because Tory policies were never that bad to begin with. It was largely in the optics, and Trudeau has shown himself to be nothing if not a master of optics.
"Justin, Justin... show us your tits!!!"

19 October 2016

What did Kerry offer Quito...

...to turn off Assange's tap...

Ecuador, the nation that has granted political asylum to WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange at the country's London embassy, said late Tuesday it had cut off his Internet access because of WikiLeaks' recent dumps of hacked e-mails surrounding Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Assange said Monday that that he had lost Internet access on Saturday after the document-spilling site released e-mails of speeches Clinton made to the Wall Street Investment bank Goldman Sachs.
Funny how that works.


RELATED: Ask a Hillary supporter
"Moore touches on all of the anti Hillary arguments including the suicide of Vince Foster. 'I hope she did kill Vince Foster, that’s badass.'"
Hmmm... I guess that's the Dems version of locker room talk.

Oh, c'mon you pissants... this is the bigs

Who knew we weren't allowed to empty our shitter in your "deplorable" little town...hillary green plan

"This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we MAY have caused. We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again."
See, in Washington, we just shit on whoever we want.

18 October 2016

Vote for the Mad Queen....

...I dare you...

All things considered, I had a great week. I didn’t realize I was having enough impact to get on the Clinton enemies list. I don’t think I’m supposed to be happy about any of this, but that’s not how I’m wired.

Mmm, critics. Delicious :-)

P.S. The one and only speaking gig I had on my calendar for the coming year cancelled yesterday because they decided to “go in a different direction.”

RELATED: Of course they did
"The American Muslim Women Political Action Committee (AMW PAC), the first ever political action committee focused specifically on American Muslim women, today announced its endorsement for Hillary Clinton for President."
Under Hillary, the gates will be thrown wide open.

And Winston Churchill wept

Just as with women, body hair removal is a personal decision so if you’re a guy and like your legs to feel super soft and shiny then keep on keeping on.
And in the USA, a war is being waged...
"The lesson made it seem like masculinity was an unacceptable human trait."
In other social engineering news...
"Positioning themselves as the boyish alternative to the American Girl juggernaut, these boy toys are 'properly proportioned, high-end dolls that each have a corresponding book about overcoming some kind of adversity.'”
I got nuthin'.

17 October 2016

Ask Kathleen Wynne

I'm from the government... I'm here to save you...

Both these bottles contain identical quantities of regular Canadian Club whisky manufactured at the Hiram Walker distillery in Windsor, Ont. And yet, a Californian shopping at her local BevMo! pays less than half the money handed over by a Windsorite who literally drives past the distillery on their way home from the liquor store.
The Liberals have doubled Ontario's deficit since coming into power in 2003. Just something to think about as you're standing in line at the LCBO.


RELATED: Premier Wynne's new mega-inclusive Ontario...

So, for instance, any woman with a turkey baster and an enthusiastic gay male friend...
Under the Liberal government’s proposed Bill 28, “Mother” may soon be replaced in Ontario law by the term “birth parent.”
Remember, though... "birth parent" doesn't have to mean the two human beings who supplied the genetic material. Sorta like the fairy princess trapped inside the body of a middle linebacker.
Premier Kathleen Wynne’s government says a new All Families Are Equal Act will "MODERNIZE" the definition of families.
Of course, not everyone is impressed with the Liberal's brave new world.
"The communists had their one-child policy; Ontario has Wynne’s four-parent policy. Being a father or mother has been trivialized," said Queenie Yu, who’s also a vocal critic of Ontario’s sex-ed curriculum.

“The government is trying to erase all trace of biological parents from these children for an ideological motive.”
Where will all the social engineering end?

Do as I very publicly say...

...not as I hypocritically do...

In 2015, during a game against the Chicago Bears, social justice warrior and millionaire athlete Colin Kaepernick was fined $11,025 by the NFL for using a racial slur against... wait for it... a black player.
In other news, Kaepernick's birth mother Heidi Russo has also taken to social media to voice her disappointment with his disrespecting the national anthem.


RELATED: Silence of the BLMs'
One man has been rushed to a trauma centre with serious injuries and another is in hospital in stable condition after a double-shooting in the Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue West area.
Toronto police are asking the public to help them identify a man accused of trying to fatally stab another man in the Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue West area earlier this month.
And again...
Police were called to the Albion Rd. and Silverstone Dr. area just after 6 p.m. “The indications are that a white car pulled up to another car and started shooting into the other car and then the white car fled.”

UPDATE: The wages of urban sin
A man in his mid-20s has died in hospital after a drive-by shooting in Rexdale Tuesday evening.
Never a social justice warrior around when you really need one.

Scratch a Democrat... find a...

..self-hating Quisling...treason

• "Better if a guy named Sayeed Farouk was reporting that a guy named Christopher Hayes was the shooter.” •
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods would probably disagree...
"If Benghazi were that hot, and the Obama administration, for reasons that have not been made clear to the public, hung that compound out to dry, Clinton might have a lot more to worry about than simply lying to the public about the attacks in order to protect her President in an election year."

RELATED: Top 10 Podesta emails


LAST WORD: Liar, Liar... pantsuit on fire

16 October 2016

Where there's smoke...

...there's Democrats...trump 2016

The Democrat-media complex carpet bombed Donald Trump with several alleged groping stories this week from several women.

The media clearly did not fact check these stories.
Of course, the stories about Hillary, like the Wikileaks emails, are largely, mysteriously swept aside by the mainstream media...
"Her public career has been based on showing one face to her gullible supporters and another, more ruthless one to allies and adversaries behind closed doors."
Funny how that works.


RELATED: Allegations continue to mount...hildebeastWill Hillary now step down?

The "Cold Shot" Chronicles

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice, practice, practice!


RELATED: Maybe there's a lesson here...target criminalsIt's possible not everybody likes being hugged...

"If he saw an old lady with her groceries, he would help her. He was a kind guy. Very loving. He hugs everyone."
Police have not yet said which "northwestern" Toronto gun club the shooters belonged to.

15 October 2016

If Scientists can put a man on the moon...

...Why can't they do something about those poor people on Gilligan's Island?more witchcraft**********

RELATED: The Nation of WTF?

"The albinoids stayed in the Caucus mountains and caves for 2,000 years. There they became savage, moral-less shameless and psychopathic."
Oh... my... gawd... imbecile just doesn't cover it.

And while we're on savage and shameless...
At least 21 people were shot across the city from Friday evening to Saturday morning, leaving seven dead, according to Chicago Police.
Barackistan feels the pain, yet again.


LAST WORD: City of Angels - 3 KIA, 12 wounded
The owner of the Jamaican eatery, who identified himself only as Dilly, told The Times on Saturday that he runs a catering business out of the house, not a restaurant.

He said another shooting occurred at the location in 2011. "The guy that died in that shooting was my friend."
Burger King, here I come.

It's just like the movies

If you own the top cop... there's no such thing as crime...drop the soap

"FBI Director James Comey presides over an FBI in revolt over his leadership," says former U.S. attorney Joseph diGenova. "The people inside the bureau believe the director is a dirty cop."

"They believe that he threw the Hillary Clinton email case. They do not know what he was promised in return, but people who were involved are expressing their disgust at the conduct of the Director."
In other "investigative" news...
The University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse Hate Response Team has also launched investigations into sidewalk chalk on campus that simply read “Trump,” “Build the wall,” and “All Lives Matter” because the phrases are considered “hostile.”

14 October 2016

I guess it's true...

...the one who smelt it... dealt it...

A new leaked email exchange by Wikileaks shows that the Hillary campaign was pushing the Muslim Obama narrative back in 2008.

Hillary thought that Obama growing up around Muslims in an Islamic country was a negative fact? Wow. I guess when you are running for president, liberal tolerance only goes so far.
Make sure you check out Hillary's numerous bullet points at the link....
Several issues: I think gay adoption belongs with the "liberal" hit on Obama, but "a little blow" does not. "A little blow" needs to be tested on its own.
Well, Barack... is she still your favorite candidate?


RELATED: As the world spirals leftward
The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins

According to a study from a University of British Columbia scholar, pumpkins aren’t just vegetables, they’re a racial issue, and pumpkin spice lattes are an example of white privilege.
In the study, Lisa Jordan Powell approaches pumpkins through the, you know... virulent lens of produce-based racism...
"Discussions of white female identity and consumerism as both a dismissive, racially coded slur and a rallying counterpoint.”
If it blows this argle-bargle out of the water, I'll vote for Trump all day long.


LAST WORD: In the words of Chris Rock...

"Smack 'er with a dick... smack 'er with a dick..."
As numerous critics pointed out, the Obamas frequently heard similar comments from the hip-hop artists whom they have fĂȘted at the White House, whose lyrics feature frequent mysogyny and sexual references.
No hypocrisy here, folks... move along.