06 October 2015

Hey Toronto, there's a lesson here

The next time some banger tries to light you up... try calling a social worker...

"I don't think police officers are going to engage potential gang members the way they did before Gray," said Michael Greenberger, a law professor at the University of Maryland.
This is Canada and you are free to identify with the good guys or the bad guys.

But remember... there are consequences.


RELATED: If the cops would just...

...leave us alone...
"Rape and other forms of assault and exploitation greeted young women who ventured into the neighborhood. Some of them were as young as 14. 'Rape is as common as bullshit on Haight Street.' They were accurate on both counts. Venereal disease and vaginitis were epidemic."
There is no such thing as Utopia. Wake up and smell the human race.

Of course, it may already be too late.


"ah, yes... i understand the phrase "perfect, unaccented English" is the secret conservative code words for the military to begin rounding up all "non-old stock canadians", tattooing barcodes on their foreheads and sending them to the secret cia prison on baffin island where they will be turned into "soylent green""

"you caught us, global news."
On one hand, Harper’s done a great job with the economy.

"On the other hand, Jason Kenney complimented an 11-year-old on his English."


Hey Dan, just a thought... you know what might be even better than that...obama's home townNot to put poison in your veins several times a day...

"The best thing would be to have Narcan," said Dan Bigg, the group's director.
That's like saying the answer to rampant alcoholism is having a fridge full of donor livers. And where is Obama's buddy Rahm Emmanuel? I thought he was gonna save Chicago... from thugs like this...
"The men are members of the Unknown Vice Lords street gang, according to court records."
where's rahm?Maybe #Blacklivesmatter needs to beef up their Chicago chapter.



You best be checkin yo privilege, dawg...

CHRISTOPHER SKINNERYou could be forgiven for thinking that Christopher Skinner's killer was a blond blue-eyed denizen of Rosedale because virtually no media outlet is showing pictures of his killer, Agustin Alexander Caruso, who just plead out to manslaughter.Agustin Alexander Caruso
Cops were finally able to track down the man they believe drove the SUV that ran over Skinner, 27, and left him for dead on Adelaide St. — after a group viciously attacked him.
They beat Chris Skinner senseless and then ran over him... twice.

Manslaughter or murder, you tell me.

05 October 2015

When David Suzuki...

...in his magnum opus, "A Matter of Survival" warned the nation...

"There are too many of us; we consume too much; we pollute too much..."
I guess he wasn't thinking about his own five children.

Similarly, when Professor SaintZuki lectures the hoi-polloi about their egregious carbon footprint, he likewise exempts his own extensive real estate portfolio.
Suzuki, who's made a name for himself fighting for the environment and against development, owns four homes, including one property he co-owns with a fossil fuels company.

His primary abode is a sprawling mansion in the Kitsilano neighbourhood of Vancouver, worth approximately $8.2 million.
But, hey... it gets better...
Saint Suzuki despises lobbyists, and says they have a disproportionate control of political power in Ottawa. But Secret Suzuki himself has nine paid lobbyists registered in Ottawa’s lobbyist registry. Not one. Nine.
If you can herd the notoriously complacent Canucki sheeple, thar's gold in them there eco-hills.

On building the inevitable wall

If you vacation in Mexico... you're part of the problem...

"It’s clear as glass by the end that Mexico is no more prepared to emerge from its quagmire of crookedness, crime, armed conflict and poverty than it was when I was a kid. Yet somehow, despite it all, the enormous tourism industry is still flourishing."
Who cares, huh? As long as the cerveza flows and the sun keeps shining.
You can still go down there on holiday if you want, but don’t watch Cartel Land on the plane, and don’t take the kids.
Still think Trump is a racist?


I was no fan of the largely fictional "Zero Dark Thirty", but watched the documentary "Cartel Land" the other night and it's a tour de force.

The inescapable conclusion is that, once you rise above the ranks of ordinary Jose Citizen, there are no good guys left.

Horrifying & informative.

03 October 2015

On Golden Mountain

Where being rude to one obscenely rich man's fetus is a much bigger story than killing a million others annually in job lots. oh babyYeah, I don't get it either.

02 October 2015

Pencils write poetry...

...chainsaws clearcut forests.

Remember... it's only what's in your hand... not what's in your heart or head...news cycle

"Good, because you’re a Christian, you are going to see God in just about one second."

And then he shot and killed them.
But this isn't actually about facts, is it...
"All he ever did was put everybody before himself. He wanted everyone to be happy. No matter if he was sad or mad, he would always try to cheer up everybody," she said of her stepbrother – though she'd only met him a few times and had not spoken with him in about a year.
Thank you, fourth estate.


RELATED: If you take legal guns away...

...from law-abiding American citizens, there will be no more crazy people, no more criminals...

The media is really bearing down on this "teetotaling Nazi" meme, trying to paint the shooter as a racist, tea-partying neo-conservative.

Sadly for our brothers in journalism, it turns out this nutbar was born in England, went to a special needs school, was afraid of insects but worshipped Satan. Despite his Nazi/Lucifer leanings, he also says on a dating profile that he's "mixed race" which adds yet another layer of nutso to the crazy Nazi cake. Not exactly your typical NRA member.


LAST WORD: It's Hammer, er... Barack Time

But enough about that, let's talk about me.
During today’s 12-minute address, President Obama referred to himself 28 times.
Not a single word about Chris Mintz.
Barack Obama came out immediately Thursday to condemn the Second Amendment for the mass murder of 9 people and the wounding of at least 7 more. What he didn’t mention was the heroism of one student who tried to stop the killer.
And, of course, no invite to the Whitehouse... that's reserved for children of Islamic activists who bring fake bombs to school.

Bacon makes everything better

"So what can you do to help? Use the hashtag #FreeTheBacon and tweet out a picture of your genitals immediately... What? What, we can't...?" Bacon continued before being cut off and discouraged by a voice offscreen.

"I'm being told that you should not do that. Really? Really? See, this is the problem, this is the problem right here!"

This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the show, come on! I'll play a naked wizard or something."

01 October 2015

Racist, knuckle-draggin' Conservatives...

...like that xenophobic Stephen Harp...wait a minute...

Can Canada be anti-immigrant while setting new records in immigration? Last year Canada led the G7 in population growth, and 60% of it was from immigration.
Hmmm... what we need here is an expensive, complicated solution to a non-existent problem...trudopeYet another Justin brainwave.


BREAKING: Euro-Pop Quiz

Who was it that said, "let me in, or I'll blow your house down?"
"Eurotunnel services were suspended on Saturday after more than 200 migrants broke into its French terminal in a 'massive and organised' assault."
They don't recognise your borders, they couldn't care less about your laws.

They find your religion and cultural norms disgusting.

This isn't about charity & human kindness anymore.

It's an invasion.

I'm with Chuck Darwin...

...inevitably, some less capable members of the herd are gonna fall by the wayside.

Or, as CTV would have you believe... "Merciless Calgary killer stalking weak-willed, ill spoken dumbasses"...

crack the ripper

"At first, I didn't like it; I'd get sick," he told CTV Calgary. "I kind of just did it because it was always around. Eventually, I got over the sickness of it, and that's when it started to become enjoyable."
Oh my goodness, yes... a crafty, elusive serial killer...
"Fentanyl kills. Fentanyl could be hiding in any drug you're taking."
Good Gawd... you turn the corner and fentanyl bashes you over the head and jumps down your throat.

I have to say, in my many decades on this gawd-forsaken rock I am no stranger to pharmaceuticals, (both legal & other) but I have yet to meet this elusive, merciless killer. What have I been doing right?


UPDATE: Speaking of drugs

For Justin, it's Job #1
"An elected Liberal government would begin working to legalize and regulate marijuana 'right away,'" Justin Trudeau says."
(h/t reader rich)


RELATED: Of course, some of us...

...have other priorities...
"Dear Justin Trudeau and Thomas Mulcair,"
(via SDA)


LAST WORD: Why should Caitlyn Jenner...

...get all the fame?
The psychologist put in numbing eyedrops - acquired by Jewel during a special visit to Canada - and then a couple of drops of drain cleaner in each eye.

Jewel said: "It hurt, let me tell you. My eyes were screaming and I had some drain cleaner going down my cheek burning my skin.

"But all I could think was 'I am going blind, it is going to be okay.'"
Anybody got an extra award of courage hanging around?

I have to say, I'm loving this

A multi-national corporation (quite possibly run by alien reptiles from an alternative universe) tries to strongarm a Canadian family into taking their new credit card by cancelling the old ones while they are on an out-of-province vacation. Coincidentally, another blog post by this woman, totally unrelated to the cards, blows up and goes viral... we're talking over 17,000 hits in one day.use your wordsObviously, people are gonna read whatever else they see on the page... and I predict Green Scaly Heads are gonna roll at Reptile Corp.. I mean, we're talking behavior that would make a Gorn blush... and suddenly, it's being blasted out to the world.

The new card information indicated a annual fee of $99.00 plus $15.00 annual fee for an additional card and we were beyond uninterested in paying more fees for a card that we personally would receive no more benefit from.

We were also still quite unimpressed by the high pressure tactics used by the BMO telemarketer. My husband phoned BMO MasterCard, told them we were keeping the old cards and not using the new ones. We NEVER validated the cards they sent us. They are still glued to the paperwork.

30 September 2015

"You know what I want," he said...

"I want this to be a seasonal job. Go plow snow in the winter and fight ISIS in the summer."

29 September 2015

I've said it before...

...the Conservatives should lease a bus and send Justin on a cross-country tour...

“And I’ll give you the quote so that you guys can jot it down and put it in an attack ad somewhere that the Liberal party believes that terrorists should get to keep their Canadian citizenship. Because I do. And I’m willing to take on anyone who disagrees with that.”
Frankly, I'm a little surprised that the Liberals haven't asked Omar Khadr to be a candidate in next months election.

Justin Trudeau... the gift that keeps on giving.


Mrs Neo thinks that I am being prophetic here... that young Omar will most certainly be following in Justin Trudeau's featherweight footsteps. I guess we'll see.


RELATED: Like paying taxes?

Then you should vote NDP...
The NDP will release its plans Tuesday to build a “stronger” (translation "bigger") federal bureaucracy, including the promise of no further spending reviews or job cuts for Canada’s public servants.
Of course, the civil service unions already have higher wages and a gold plated pension plan that is seven times better than the average workers pension.
Treating public employees better than other workers is what Canada is all about.
No matter, Tommy Trotsky has their backs.

Another story you won't see on CBC...

...or any other Canadian news outlet...

"And now for today’s least shocking statistic: Just four in 10 Americans say they have a 'great deal' or a 'fair amount' of trust in the media to report the news fairly and accurately, according to new data from Gallup. That matches historic lows the media also “achieved” in 2012 and 2014."
I stopped watching the so-called television "news" a year ago and I'm a happier person for it.

Todays news is simply dumbed down push-propaganda and "info-tainment" that spotlights socialist cant while devaluing the meritocracy... that whole no "crazy, junkie, fundamentalist (unless they're Christian or Jewish), gender conflicted, low information, wannabe hippy arsonist" left behind POV.

And it'll keep on polluting our lives until we all hit the off button. There are plenty of other places to keep tabs on current events. Try it for a week and see if you can go back to CBC or CTV pablum.

28 September 2015

Tommy Hijabfiger moves any further left...

...he'll be living in a cave in Tora-Bora...

“This is a political game being played on the backs of all Canadians who have different origins than old-stock Canadians and I am going to stand up against it.”
Sorry, Tommy... this isn't about "origins" at all. There are plenty of law-abiding immigrants in this country. Far from affecting groups of people, Bill C24 might apply to 30 of Canada's 32 million people.

This is about treason. It's about terrorism. It's about wholesale slaughter of innocents. This is actually about direct action against would be murderers of Canadian citizens.

As it stands, under Canada's existing laws, Zakaria Amara is eligible for parole in 2016. If this convicted terrorist is going to be walking around free next year, I'd rather he be living the dream in Amman, Jordan than in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver.

Let's ask a Conservative Minister...
“If somebody is found guilty of violent disloyalty to Canada, in this instance planning to murder hundreds or potentially thousands of Canadians for ideological reasons, that they are in so doing forfeiting their Canadian citizenship,” Defence Minister Jason Kenney said.
I'm good with that.

I suspect a majority of my fellow Canadians are as well. I guess we'll find out next month.

27 September 2015

Hillary 30,000 - Bill 2

You lie this much... you think you'd be better at it...

"She used a personal email server, she said, because her husband, former President Bill Clinton, had set it up in their house after leaving office."
So what does Monica Lewinsky's old boyfriend have to say?
The former president, who does regularly use Twitter, has sent a grand total of two emails during his entire life, both as president, says Matt McKenna, his spokesman.
If Hillary has sent tens of thousands of emails and Bill has sent only two... who was this server set up for?


RELATED: Go big, or go home

Remember how Mrs Bubba's last excuse for using a private email server blew up in her face?
"Associated Press has confirmed Clinton did in fact use multiple devices to conduct her official State Department business, not the one phone she previously claimed."
The truth is, Hillary learned from the master.
"Clinton shared Epstein's plane with Kellen and Maxwell on at least 11 flights in 2002 and 2003—before any of the allegations against them became public—according to the pilots' logbooks, which have surfaced in civil litigation surrounding Epstein's crimes."
What would the Clintons have to do before the media sits up and takes notice?


BREAKING: A terrible, terrible liar
"Hillary Clinton says she turned over all work-related emails to the State Department, even certifying that under penalty of perjury to a federal judge in August. Now the AP reports that Obama administration officials have found emails exchanged between Clinton and David Petraeus that she did not turn over."
Will this be the one?

Canadian Journalism 101

If you have really pretty graphics, who cares if the stupid words are spilled prauperly?

use your wordsAnd don't worry... if you fail J-School, you can always get a Bachelor of Sexual Diversity.



They corrected "clinced" but missed "leage."

26 September 2015

Back in the seventies...

...the Bell Manufacturing Company used to say... "If you've got a ten dollar head, wear a ten dollar helmet." You don't actually have to kiss asphalt at highway speed to appreciate the wisdom of that slogan.

Similarly, you can vote for Justin Trudeau... if you want Zakaria Amara to remain in Canada. The Liberal Party is the ten dollar helmet of Canadian politics. And that's just one more reason why I'm voting Conservative next month.halls of macadamia/

"The federal government has revoked the citizenship of an Islamic extremist who masterminded a plot to bomb downtown Toronto in an effort to terrorize Canadians and cripple the economy."
The Conservatives are the only political party who have the will to act against terrorism.

In contrast, Canadians should remember how Justin and Tommy Hijabfiger championed the cause of poor little Omar Khadr, admitted terrorist & murderer. Will they have Zakaria's back too?

I wonder how many voters are aware of Justin's intention to do away with the very act of Parliament that permits Canada to send Zakaria "Boom-Boom" Amara back to wherever he came from.
"Trudeau said a Liberal government would also repeal the elements of Bill C-24 that give the government the right to strip citizenship from dual nationals accused of serious crimes such as terrorism."
So, what's it gonna be?

Is your head, not to mention the heads of your friends & loved ones, worth protecting?