26 June 2016

The Liberal Party of Canada...

...all about the songs...

a killer agenda

"Meanwhile, another private member’s bill — one that could have a real, tangible effect on the lives on Canadians now and in the future — was quietly voted down by the Liberals in the House of Commons this week."

"Right after the Liberal caucus banded together to vehemently defend a bill about a song that will have zero tangible impact on the lives of everyday Canadians, they linked arms and quietly dismissed a proposal to overhaul the way our health-care system handles, promotes and studies organ donation."
So, "fixing" the national anthem is more of a priority than helping Canadians who need organ transplants?

Shame on you, Justin.

24 June 2016

That smelly old "Weinie Wagger"...

...on the subway... just think of him as an artiste...wash your hands

Performance artist Milo Moiré wears a trapezoidal skirt made up of mirrored surfaces and invites passers-by to reach into a rectangular opening at the front to touch her vagina.
Sweet baby jebus.

I'm looking forward to hearing enthusiastic reviews when she takes her Imaginarium to Tehran, or Baghdad, or...


RELATED: In other "genital-centric" news

Smokey Bear to get leather chaps & glitter sunglasses...gaywash
“I believe our national parks should reflect the full story of our country,” the president said.
Hmmm... are you sure about that, Mr President?

Liar, liar...

...pantsuit on fire...insert alt text here

In a speech at George Washington University in March 2008, the now-presumptive Democratic presidential nominee said that, when she arrived in Bosnia on March 25, 1996, “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”
But, wait for it...
News video footage of her arrival at Tuzla, Bosnia shows then-First Lady Clinton walking calmly from the rear ramp of a U.S. Air Force aircraft alongside her then 16-year-old daughter Chelsea.

Clinton dismissed her fabricated story as a “minor blip” during the interview, “I say a lot of things — millions of words a day — so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.”
Or, as all of us "little people" would call it... "another f@ckin' lefty lie."


RELATED: Black Lies Matter too!insert alt text hereDon't get me started on "Ferguson" or "Freddie Gray."

All the subtlety of Leni Riefenstahl

And while we're at it, where do Sears and Canadian Tire get all those extremely attractive, ambiguously bi-racial folk they throw together in their ads to represent the typical contemporary "Canadian family... cos they're sure not living anywhere around here.

More to the point, how are they all so ridiculously & uniformly enthused about kitchen gadgets and camping equipment?

And then, there's this...ethnic agitpropYup... Toronto, Ontario, Canada... KKK Central.


RELATED: Social Justice Eggheads Scrambledinsert alt text here

"It is expected many of those landing on the Irish coast will have to be quarantined, as they are not a part of the European Union."
Sorry, Jenan... not gonna happen.

Could "Departugal" or "Czechout" be next?

We can only hope.

23 June 2016

The capricious and unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...

A pregnant woman and her husband in Pakistan were tortured and murdered by relatives who disapproved of their marriage, an incident that is part of what is becoming a growing trend in the south Asian nation.

The killing is the latest in a series of similar attacks. The Hindustan Times notes that another pregnant woman, Muqaddas Bibi, was found with her throat slashed in Gujranwala, Pakistan, this week.

The UAE’s The National estimates that 1,000 people a year are murdered for “honor” in Pakistan annually.
That's some "Religion of Peace."


BREAKING: Speaking of atrocities
The motive of the gunman was so far unclear, Frankfurter Allgemeine reported, saying that several scenarios were being considered including a botched robbery, as well as a political or an ideological cause.
You can almost hear Angela Merkel praying... "Don't be Muslim, don't be Muslim..."


LATEST: Confusion reigns in Viernheim

There is now speculation about whether an actual firearm was used in this incident.

The perpetrator has been dealt with...
Hesse state interior minister Peter Beuth confirmed that the gunman was shot and killed during the police operation.

Bigger Hill, Better Death

Travel back with me to a simpler time when every single dope who ever drooled between two lips wasn't super-duper extra special...

"Six months after the Pentagon ordered all combat jobs open to women, seven female Marines are either serving in those posts or waiting to serve. Nearly 86 percent of the women failed the (qualifying) tests, compared with less than 3 percent of the men."
This is life and death. Thank goodness the folks in charge are not bowing to the gawd of political correctness.

PS - Congrats to these 7 women... they earned it.


RELATED: No Man (sorry, ladies) left Behind

A new television series worth watching.

22 June 2016

Pencils write poetry, cars murder pedestrians

"Blaming guns for the Islamist murder of 49 people in the Orlando gay club, is like saying that Zyklon B gas was the cause of the Holocaust..."
Simple. Straight. Succinct.

Of course, not everyone agrees...
"President Barack Obama’s loyal Attorney General is struggling to help the president’s see-no-Islam narrative survive the massacre at the Pulse gay nightclub."
No surprise there, I guess...
"Orlando terrorist Omar Mateen supported Hillary Clinton."
Yeah... I'm shocked.


RELATED: Sleight of Mind

Any time the government wants to do anything out of public sight... alarm bells should start ringing...

pencils write poetry
The SIU has said its policy requiring family consent to release the name of a relative killed by police was adopted in 2012 as a result of concerns brought forward by complainants or their family members. It was developed after research into the practices of other police watchdogs, which vary from province to province.

The policy is in contrast to the usual police practice of routinely releasing the names of homicide victims, even if it’s against the wishes of family. In homicide cases, the release of the victim’s name can elicit valuable information.
No talking about the people involved. Let's just demonise guns.

Motorcycle riders are very often referred to as "Organ Donors" in hospital Emergency Rooms. When will the lunatic left start calling for a ban on Harley Davidsons?


LAST WORD: Is Big Media lobbying for a...

...National Narcissists Registry... 'cos, as far as I can see, that'd involve locking up just about everybody in North America under the age of 30...

Remember, despite his own admission, Omar Mateen was an obsessive, in the closet bodybuilder and not an Islamic terrorist. And Christina Grimmie's killer, well... he had a little obsessive-compulsive disorder... and not what some of us "knuckle-draggin' neocons" would call "crazy as a shithouse mouse"...
"Geek Squad killer Kevin Loibl went on a mission to change his appearance for Christina and, toward the end, got hair transplants and Lasik eye surgery. He also went vegan to lose weight."
At least they're not trying to blame it on the gun.

21 June 2016

Just think of it...

...as "protection money"...pay up or else

"I don't have work, I'll be outside chillin' in the hood and stuff but that's not gonna get me far. It'd get me in trouble... I don't need none of that stuff near my family."
Translation... "Gimme a job... or bodies be droppin'.

Hey Canada... ever wonder why your taxes keep heading for the stratosphere?
The federal government, which already funds 6200 summer jobs in the city, had previously announced that they would be doubling the number of overall jobs in the program this year.
I guess the Prime Minister can just add this line item to this years 30 billion dollar deficit.

Wait a minute, jobs for the hood, that sounds so familiar...
"Toronto politicians were shocked to hear the alleged Eaton Centre shooter had a City of Toronto job working with kids up until two weeks ago."
Party on John Tory.


RELATED: Remember... this is only June
"Figures released by Toronto police indicate that shooting incidents are up 47 per cent compared to the same period last year."
Let's have the cops round up farmers, hunters and target shooters. That'll fix things.


LAST WORD: It'll take a tragedy...

...for politicians to act...
"Some curious kid is going to come along and the first thing kids do is put things in their mouths."
Sweet baby jebus.

20 June 2016

That secretive, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...

"Citing the same need for privacy, the Liberal government will also not reveal the shipment in question, only referring to the product as a “military item” – and won’t disclose the specific value of the contract."
But, but, but... this is Canada... we're a nation of "Peacekeepers."

Well, not exactly...
"Canada has soared in global rankings to become the second biggest arms dealer to the Middle East."
Don't worry, people... Justin will just fluff his lovely hair and everyone will look the other way.


RELATED: Dipped in shit

Alberta's NDP party has a few secrets of their own.

“Dreams from My Father?”

You mean the philanderer, the bigamist... the man who abandoned his mistress and mixed race child and fled back to Kenya?

Sounds more like a nightmare to me...

In 2013, the Schomburg Center invited President Obama to see the newly discovered documents, which included nearly two dozen of his father’s letters... nearly three years later, as Mr. Obama celebrates his last Father’s Day in the White House, the center is still waiting for a response.
Your dear ol' daddy is a shallow, dishonourable stereotype... that wouldn't make for a happy Father's Day.

Not seeing the dreams, bro... but I guess you really weren't either.

Spin, spin, spin... it's what the Obama Whitehouse does best.

19 June 2016

Calling Tyrion Lanister

We've got snacks... we've got axes... the only thing missing is booze...more grog

"In recent months, a safety specialist was brought in to inspect Backyard Axe-Throwing League locations as part of the application to the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario."

"The AGCO didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment."
I just have to know where you get a "Battleaxe Safety Specialist."

Meanwhile, things are continually hopping in the GTA...
A man is in hospital after a shooting in the Weston Road and Eglinton Avenue West area this morning.
A man in his thirties has been seriously injured after a shooting outside the Scarborough Town Centre Saturday night, Toronto paramedics say.
Toronto police responded to a second shooting at around 5:30 a.m. near Scarborough Golf Club Rd. and Lawrence Ave. Two men in their 30s were rushed to the trauma centre in serious condition.
SIU spokesperson Jason Gennaro said police officers fired one shot and also deployed a conducted energy weapon around 9 a.m. A 42-year-old man was pronounced dead at the scene.
I could go on forever.

Maybe a little battleaxe practice would come in handy some dark night.

18 June 2016

CTV still baffled by mass murder...

...at gay Orlando nightclub...

"A motive has yet to be established in the Florida attack by Omar Mateen, a 29-year-old son of Afghan immigrants."
Yes, Virginia... this is truly a mystery. No wonder people are abandoning mainstream media and turning to the internet for all their news needs.

In addition, instead of actually tripping over an answer that might involve some mysterious, unspecified religious practices (such as tossing gay men to their deaths off high buildings) CTV have decided to do a feelgood story on a secretly located "Unity" Mosque in Toronto.

This mosque was established, not by the usual confluence of devout neighbourhood supplicants, but by gay activist lawyer El-Farouk Khaki, who has dedicated this new place of worship to servicing the GTA's vast Muslim homosexual & transgendered community.

It's important to note, the reason El-Farouk is not giving out the location of this "mosque" is to prevent co-religionists like Orlando shooter Omar Mateen from showing up and committing serial mayhem.

Of course, once you get past that whole "death to homosexuals" thing in the Koran, there are strict and detailed requirements for establishing a mosque. I do hope Mr Farouk has followed all of the rules this 67 page pdf file I found at a Muslim website governing such things.


UPDATE: The "Raising Awareness" Chronicles
What started as a mural to mask graffiti on a Toronto garage has evolved into a touching tribute to the victims of the Orlando shooting. Victoria Barrington went to an online swapping group to find an artist who would turn her garage into a vibrant art piece in her west-end neighbourhood.

"I had a lot of thoughts going through my mind as I was painting," the 27-year-old said. "We're all queer artists. It just felt that much more meaningful."
No wonder the new caliphate thinks we're ripe for the picking. This makes me think of a local concrete & asphalt company who painted a cement mixer pink to raise awareness of breast cancer.

All this "virtue signalling" has apparently taken the place of actually accomplishing anything... but don't you tell that to the CBC.

17 June 2016

And crazy is still crazy

Hey, Chicken Lady... I'm thinkin' maybe you wanna look up the word "analogy" in the dictionary...batshitYeah, Ingrid... I guess it's really tough being president of a "Big Picture" organisation.

Obama's mandatory plastic cutlery law

Ready for a mind-blowing statistic?obummer

In 2014, you were six times more likely to be murdered with a knife than you were with a rifle. Knives were the weapon of choice in 1,567 murders in 2014, according to the FBI.

It gets crazier. You were also nearly three times more likely to be killed by someone’s fists or feet than you were to be murdered with a rifle.

In 2014, 660 people were murdered with what the FBI calls “personal weapons” – hands, fists, feet – compared to 248 with rifles.

RELATED: Obama says NRA is the biggest threat...

...but I'm just not seeing it...will of allah
The Anatolia Muslim Youth Association called for an “intervention” this week against the upcoming gay rights parade in Istanbul. The youth group said either the authorities call off the parade or they will “perform their duties” against the gays.

“They can do whatever they want by gathering somewhere, but we definitely don’t want them to walk naked on the sacred soil of our country in the blessed month of Ramadan,” Mican said, playing the sure-to-work Ramadan card."
And the result...
Turkish officials called off the parade citing security concerns. Islamists win.
No comment yet from Toronto's "Queers against Israeli Apartheid."


RELATED: No limp wrists here...
"The Pink Pistols is a national gun club for gays and lesbians. It saw its membership soar from about 1,500 members on Saturday to 3,500 on Monday."
Never again, babe... never again.

16 June 2016

Myth Busted

The Canadian Senate, in terms anyone can understand, is your toddler in the back of the Minivan yelling out that you should "turn here, Daddy!!!"...pussy senateJustin just put in his earbuds and turned up the volume.


UPDATE: The Boy-King triumphs again

We don't need no sober second thought...

"Canada has its first doctor-assisted dying law, which excludes those who are suffering intolerably but not at the end of life, after senators backed down from their fight against the House of Commons."

"I don't see how you can say Truedough left the Vets swinging in the breeze, Neo - I mean if they starve or have ailment not treated by VA - they get free assisted suicide now."

RELATED: The Shiny Pony stands alone
The U.S. House of Representatives voted 383-0 to name it.

The United Kingdom’s parliament voted unanimously to do the same in a debate where MPs hear of children beheaded in front of their parents, mothers seeing their own children crucified and a nine-year-old girl raped so many times she died.

The European Parliament, with members from all sorts of countries and politics of every imaginable stripe, had no problem calling it by name.

Even the small-l liberal American Secretary of State John Kerry understood the word and said it. Genocide. The act to eliminate a whole group of people.

But the Canadian House of Commons. No, not the Liberal-dominated House of Commons.

LAST WORD: He looked us right in the face...

...and he lied...
After campaigning off the backs of veterans, the Trudeau government seems to content to now turn its back to them. More than a broken promise — it’s a disgrace.
Don't look at me... I didn't vote for him.